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CollegeCamel
11/23/09

In reply to Beatitudes
This makes me happy for many reasons, a big one being that, should she reach the level of saint, bigoted Christians will have to come to terms with the holiness of *gasp* an Arab who *gasp* helped other Arabs!!!
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clevernamehere
11/23/09

@CollegeCamel: 1. Protestants don't care about saints.

2. There are already loads of Arab saints.
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CollegeCamel
11/23/09

@clevernamehere: Eh, whatever. Still pleases me slightly.

#tips
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stonebiscuit rolled a 1 on initiative
11/24/09

@clevernamehere: 1. Not necessarily true. We just hold that all church members are saints. This is also widely dependent on the denomination.
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clevernamehere
11/24/09

@stonebiscuit rolled a 1 on initiative: *sigh* Catholic beautification means nothing to non-Catholics. That was the point I was making.

@CollegeCamel: I still comes across as really judgmental of religious people.
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stonebiscuit rolled a 1 on initiative
11/24/09

@clevernamehere: Unless you're Episcopalian or, as far as I know, Anglican.
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Ailatan
11/23/09

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she's on the track to sainthood! let's pray for Sister María Alfonsina
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rodmanstreet
11/23/09

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That's wonderful news! Hearing what good these women do makes me remember why I became a nun.

Just kidding, I'm not a nun. I've thought about it, though. Oh, man, I wish I could have seen the looks on your faces!
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applejuice
11/23/09

@rodmanstreet: I went "holy crap!" and then felt bad about saying that in front of a nun!

Just kidding! It is a really hilarious comment though.
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LaComtesse
11/23/09

@rodmanstreet: I thought about becoming a nun, too, but I couldn't get in the habit.
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rednrowdy
11/23/09

@rodmanstreet: totally and completely hearted for that.
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TransFat
11/23/09

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"Women love these fierce invalids home from hot climates."
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TransFat
11/23/09

@TransFat: Vague I realize, but a nun in an arab nation made me think that Switters will be rolling up any time now. Tom Robbins' fans in the house tonight?
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BetteD
11/23/09

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Beatified has got to be one of the best words in the English language.
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elsbels
11/23/09

@BetteD: As a foreigner I had never heard of it and had a bad feeling at first. It's going in my vocabulary book.
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Tippi Hedren
11/23/09

@elsbels: I had to look it up too. I'm glad it doesn't mean what I thought.
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t-yo3
07/24/09

In reply to Desperate Times...
I read the Daily Mail article and I'm confused as to what exactly this is supposed to achieve.

I don't think that baptising illegitimate children is uncommon in the Anglican church (I know plenty of Anglican bastards, including myself, who were baptised), so I don't see how this two-for-one deal does anything new to "effectively giv[e] its blessing to living in sin", as the Daily Mail puts it.

Is it supposed to be an incentive to get people married as in, "Yeah, we'll only baptise your kids if you get married"? Or is it supposed to be an incentive to get people baptising their kids (and thus, in theory, encouraging the growth of the Church) as in, "We'll only marry you if you get your bastard kids baptised"?

I don't think either one applies, because I don't think the Anglican church in the UK is especially hard-line on issues like that. And this is the sort of thing that people could arrange with their priest anyway (Eric Clapton did it, years ago, to cite one famous example), it doesn't need a special programme to make it happen. The whole thing just seems silly and pointless. I don't see the purpose.
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Brigit
07/24/09

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My dad married his wife on their daughter's christening. It was rather odd for my sheltered teen perception.
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arodriguez.romero
07/24/09

In reply to Desperate Times...
yep I did this. I baptized my daughter and got married in the RC Church at the same time to please my mother. And ... it is one of my bigger regrets in life
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
07/24/09

@arodriguez.romero: Do you regret combining them, or doing them at all?
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arodriguez.romero
07/24/09

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: doing them at all. I was already married by a civil ceremony, but did both the religious ones to please ma. That's a bad reason to do anything
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Skellatrix
07/24/09

In reply to Desperate Times...
And then the courts will offer a "hate and mate" deal where you can get divorced and married in one sitting.
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Maritsa
07/24/09

In reply to Desperate Times...
Maybe if this couple had been married, their son wouldn't be a vampire. Oh sure, you'll look at the picture again and think he's just "missing teeth" because he's a "child." No. He's a day-walking vampire who sucks the blood of the innocent, all because his parents procreated out of wedlock. For shame, hippie mom and nattily-dressed dad. For shame.
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emilyanne
07/24/09

@Maritsa: ahahahahaha - thank you, that really truly made my morning. Bad bad parents, they will regret it when he eats their other offspring one dark night.
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Maritsa
07/24/09

@emilyanne: Plus you know they let him get away with everything because he's a Precious First Born.
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BearDownCBears
07/24/09

@Maritsa: Breastfeeding must have been fun.
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emilyanne
07/24/09

@Maritsa: oh absolutely, that's why the little girl is cowering. The parents think it's sweet but she's thinking 'nooooo not only am i am an after-thought doomed to being cut out of family photos and ignored for long stretches of my teenage years but now I've got to learn how to defend myself from brother vampire as well, oh the sparkles, the sparkles."
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Maritsa
07/24/09

@BearDownCBears: Oh, are you kidding? Whorish out-of-wedlock moms don't breastfeed, they go straight to Coke and hot dogs.
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BearDownCBears
07/24/09

@Maritsa: Wait, so if what you say is true, and my binky was a Ballpark frank lodged in a Fanta can, that means my mom--

Oh. God damn it.
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colormeroutine
07/24/09

@Maritsa: but, he's not a ginger. Therefor he must have a soul.
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Maritsa
07/24/09

@colormeroutine: Sigh. *Obviously* his parents died his hair so he could pass. You're so naive - I bet you think Obama was born in the U.S.!
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hellosunshine
07/24/09

@Maritsa: He can't be a vampire - he's not sparkly.
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BearDownCBears
07/24/09

In reply to Desperate Times...
And for an extra quid you can have you kids' oil changed and have them waxed and buffed.
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wtfox?!
07/24/09

In reply to Desperate Times...
Question: is there a coupon, and does it expire? Also, can I only use it once?
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
07/24/09

In reply to Desperate Times...
All right. Who doesn't love a good 2-for-1 deal??

On that note, I'm gonna start advertising my "Hatch, Match, Patch" deal. Only this one includes free marital counseling if need be.
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thegogglesdonothing
07/24/09

In reply to Desperate Times...
Church of England is nothing if not accommodating. Just ask Henry VIII!
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cate3710
07/24/09

@thegogglesdonothing: Or Eddie Izzard.
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J.D.Regent
07/24/09

@thegogglesdonothing: amen!
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curiousgeorgiana
07/24/09

@cate3710: I think you mean the Psychotic Bastard Religion.
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cuteasabutton
07/24/09

@thegogglesdonothing:
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Ailatan
07/24/09

In reply to Desperate Times...
Even the Catholic Church bapitises children of single parents.
This seems like a good plan, and nice way to have a celebration for the whole family.
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emilyanne
07/24/09

@Ailatan: indeed - the Catholic Church proved more accomodating than The London Times newspaper when my goddaughter was born. They had no problem with baptising her while The Times refused to announce her birth as back then they didn't carry the birth announcements of 'illegitimate children'. Yes, really. This was 15 years ago, I think they do now.
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curiousgeorgiana
07/24/09

@emilyanne: Did you even have electricity 15 years ago?
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
07/24/09

@Ailatan: Yeah, this is not uncommon. I went to a ceremony recently where the bride was baptized, confirmed, had her First Communion, and got married, all at the same Mass. (Their child was already baptized and had already had her First Communion.)
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emilyanne
07/24/09

@curiousgeorgiana: ha i sometimes do wonder you know. Strictly speaking we didn't 30 years ago but that was because the country was on strike rather than because we'd retreated into caves to rediscover fire...maybe.
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