Johnny Depp is no longer cool. He does, however, continue to be a marvelous eccentric, as made evident by his whimsical hats, abundance of jewelry, bad movie roles and recent excuse that he that he didn't show up for a scheduled press event because of a chupacabra attack. MY, HOW FANCIFUL. »1/29/15 5:30pm 1/29/15 5:30pm
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