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    Image of lisas lisas
    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    I love Antonio Banderas, what a good husband. It's not easy to maintain a marriage with an alcoholic, requires a lot of tough love and not-enabling. Difficult.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    Hold up. Tyra Banks will play who? I love you Ty-Ty, but you need to step off Ms. Baker.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    Wow, Cindy Crawford is soooooo brave.
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    08/24/09

    @MizJenkins: Heh. Have I told you lately that I love you?
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    Rebecca Gayheart can't catch a break, can she?
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    Michael Jackson's death ruled a homicide. Wow, you can almost hear the sound of the media drawing wood. And so the media circus returns........
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    "The law firm that did work for Michael Jackson during his child molestation trial claims the estate still owes them $200,000."

    Statute of limitations, bitches!
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    08/24/09

    @LawFairy: The court order compelling payment was only issued July 2007 and as I understand it, California has a 4 year statute of limitations on collections. I could be off base since I'm not from CA, but it seems like their claim is legit as long as they go after the estate.
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    08/24/09

    @vulcanized: Could be even longer if it's considered collection of a judgment - in NY that's 20 years, though 10 years is more common. In any case, seems perfectly valid to me.

    Clients who don't pay SUCK DONKEY BALLS.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    08/25/09

    @Maritsa: Retainers, FTW!
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    On MJ's death: "It was MURDER! Murder most foul!

    Also, what the hell are you talking about Stephen Moyer? No really, what are you saying?
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    Image of LucyPevensie LucyPevensie
    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    OK, so Jennifer likes Gerard. But does she LIKE him like him?
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    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) promoted this comment LucyPevensie was starred LucyPevensie was unstarred
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    Is anyone else bothered by the amount of detail being published about Ryan Jenkins' suicide? I don't see why the public ever had to know how he did it, never mind see pictures of the room and know that his feet were on the floor.

    I know I don't have to read it, but I just wonder how these details got into the papers in the first place.
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    08/24/09

    @kabaam: YES. It all feels like more violation. It's one of those murders where I appreciate it raising awareness about psycho exes but it feels like it's crossed straight into murder-of-a-pretty-girl fetish territory.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    08/24/09

    @kabaam: Most of it seems to be coming from TMZ, which managed to get an interview (and tour of the facilities) with the hotel manager. Let's just say he seems to be enjoying his 15 minutes of fame a bit too much.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    "I will see a dress and not like it. But then, when I hear it's Chanel, I suddenly have to have it!"
    Sigh. Anne, Anne, Anne. That's what we call being a "label whore".
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    08/24/09

    @greengrey: gg,come on now. She told you she was gonna be irrational. That's more info than we usually get from wimminz.
    What else do you want? You're so unreasonable. :-)
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/24/09

    @greengrey: I threw up in my mouth a little when I read that.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    I'm imagining the marionette scene in Chicago, except with Anne Hathaway as the puppet and Karl Lagerfeld pulling the strings.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    How in the hell is Josephine Baker in Gossip Girl?
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/24/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: The only thing I can figure is that they are going to do one of those gimmicky "long ago" episodes that shows the kids like they would have been in the early 20th cent. You know, rich and going to shows in NYC.
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    08/24/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: That was my thought process, too. Do they flashback to 1930s Paris? Cuz that might be fun...
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    08/24/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: Bear with me here, because I missed the second half of last season, but wasn't there a bar in Brooklyn that Chuck Bass bought/was involved with and it was run by an old black man? And there was some kind of flashback scene involving that bar? I feel like it could be something involving that.

    I truly hope I didn't make this all up in my mind.
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    08/24/09

    @rocknrollunicorn: Of course, brushing up on my Josephine Baker knowledge, I see that the man would have to be about 100 for them to be his memories of Josephine.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    Brad Pitt's manager says he was misquoted by a German magazine that reported he called Valkyrie "ridiculous." His manager explains, "Brad has never even seen Valkyrie."
    Heh. heheheheh. I can't stop snickering.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/24/09

    @labeled: I KNOW!
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    08/24/09

    @badmutha: I'm snickering all over again. This is absolutely, positively effing brilliant, and I take my metaphorical hat off to Brad's mgr.
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    08/24/09

    @labeled: That is really clever to be able to work TWO insults into one sentence. Brilliant!
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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    Hey Anna, I was born in the good ol' US of A and I don't understand the whole EWW SHES NAKED!!!!1 thing either.
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    greengrey promoted this comment SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes was starred SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/24/09

    @SevenNationArmy is a ghetto whore goblin: Ditto. People who freak over nudity strike me as weird, crazy, prudish, or immature.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide
    Never have I been so happy that The Hills is scripted. If Heidi and Spencer really were considering procreating, I would be getting ready for the locusts.
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    08/24/09

    @HighSchoolFearleader: If there is any money or fame in it for them, I suggest you get used to the locusts, raining frogs, and the sun turning to blood.
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