Dude, Sweet? Ashton Kutcher Joining Two And A Half Men

It's funny, you almost forget that Ashton Kutcher — Mr. Demi Moore, professional Twitter enthusiast and camera commercial attention-hog — is also an actor. But he is! He fauxbanged Natalie Portman in that friends with benefits movie that was not called Friends With Benefits! He was on that bell-bottoms show! Which… » 5/13/11 9:00am 5/13/11 9:00am

Charlie Sheen Continues Ranting To Media From Tropical Orgy Vacation

After CBS announced that production on Two and a Half Men has been halted due to Sheen's "statements, conduct and condition," the actor sent a series of text messages to Good Morning America today saying that he is 100% clean and that he plans on showing up to work anyway. Because nothing says sobriety like announcing… » 2/25/11 7:19pm 2/25/11 7:19pm