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Chubby People Live Longest
Oldies But Goodies
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FAT!
I'm gonna live forever! I'm gonna learn how to fly!
/to the tune of Fame of course. Irene Cara version, not icky new version.
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Most of the time science reporting ends up turning into recycled/regurgitated catchphrases, and results in everyone just blabbering about their preconceptions, instead of learning something new about themselves and others.
/pet science-writing peeve.
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NO FOOD = DEATH.
EXCESSIVE WATER CONSUMPTION = DEATH.
INSUFFICIENT WATER CONSUMPTION = DEATH.
SMOKING = DEATH.
DRINKING = DEATH.
DRIVING = DEATH.
BICYCLING = DEATH.
RABID RACCOONS = DEATH.
TOO MUCH SUN = DEATH.
INSUFFICIENT SLEEP = DEATH.
DRUGS = DEATH.
ILLNESS = DEATH.
LIFE = DEATH.
This study brought to you by the American Society of Realists, founded in 1982 by A. Foibles, MD.
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I'm just going to go with the one that sounds more fun. Chubby it is.
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My point is, why do we care about living so long? Why not just get hit by a truck and get this shit over with?
Chubby, Skinny, whatever. I'm jumping off the Queensboro the day after I turn 70.
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She does aerobics, drinks sangria with her church lady friends, babysits the grandkids, goes on vacations, makes scary jell-o molds.
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Oh, I'm with you on the wiping my own ass thing. But I plan to have a bidet because that's how I roll. I am, however, putting a "wipe my own ass" clause in my living will (it's called something else in MA, but I can't remember). The story about the woman in Italy whose parents wanted to let her die peacefully but the church/government wouldn't let them...scared the shit out of me.
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