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    2-Gun Salute

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    Image of AJ AJ
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    This is nice, but he's still no Musclebob Buffpants.
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    AJ was starred AJ was unstarred
    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    oh my, happy birthday to me
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    Ya'll can keep your skinny little hipster boys. I WANT THAT.
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    CherriSpryte was starred CherriSpryte was unstarred
    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    I've got my tickets! I've got my tickets!!
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    You know, the following comment will be in no way entertaining or clever, so I'll go ahead and take away my vowels:


    PLZ T HZ STBLR N.

     Reply
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    Image of kysm kysm
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    Oh, Det. Stabler...


    I'd make a joke about how he needs to arrest me, but going by the kind of criminals he arrests that would be creepy.

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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    07/09/09

    @kysm: There is a facebook group called "Detective Elliot Stabler can interrogate me all night long, and once in the morning".

    Yes please
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    07/09/09

    @colormeroutine: Is there REALLY?! I need to join this group ASAP!
     Reply
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    Image of zombies.like.lattés.too zombies.like.lattés.too
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    mmm, the lady will take two tickets to the gun show, plz.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    07/09/09

    @zombies.like.lattés.too: I nver get tired of LOLing at that!
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    Image of zombies.like.lattés.too zombies.like.lattés.too
    07/09/09

    @cuteasabutton: in my head I think the picture of Alec when he was in the bubble has got to be from the Red October era. mmm, he was teh sex.
     Reply
    zombies.like.lattés.too was starred zombies.like.lattés.too was unstarred
    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    Even the dress shirts are fake on TV. Lesson learned.
     Reply
    sportz.star was starred sportz.star was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    I still have OZ fantasies about him and I don't feel bad about that.
     Reply
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    07/09/09

    @CurtCole: Oh boy...me too.


    Foxiest TV sociopath...

     Reply
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    Image of Madlenka Madlenka
    07/09/09

    @CurtCole: Ugh, yeah, me three. Keller and Beecher's first kiss = hottest TV kiss ever (despite the drunken violence that ensues--or maybe because of it...?).
     Reply
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    Image of egg cream egg cream
    07/09/09

    @CurtCole: Yes. Thank you, Oz, for making me find a man wearing women's underwear unbearably hot.
     Reply
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    Image of SWGM SWGM
    07/09/09

    @CurtCole: Oh, definitely. I saw SVU before Oz and actually didn't find Meloni hot (what was I thinking?!) until I saw him playing Keller.
     Reply
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    Image of remedios remedios
    07/09/09

    @SWGM: Maybe that's my problem then, as I've only seen SVU and he just does nothing for me. I love the character, but the girl parts just don't flutter when I see him.
     Reply
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    Image of Dark_Freckles Dark_Freckles
    07/09/09

    @CurtCole: Me too, and me neither.
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    Image of aag aag
    07/09/09

    @CurtCole: The image of him kneeling naked in the shower is burned permanently into my brain. Yes, I am very happy about this.
     Reply
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/09/09

    @aag: SO HOT!
     Reply
    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    I would really love to have one of those dickey-esque dress shirts they get to wear for the summer months.


    Also, his arms.


    Also, him.

     Reply
    angelheadedhipster was starred angelheadedhipster was unstarred
    Image of cowboy killer cowboy killer
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    that's in the meatpacking by the highline, yeah?
     Reply
    cowboy killer was starred cowboy killer was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/09/09

    @cowboy killer: Yeah, and if that's what it takes to jump the line on weekends - barbells here I come.
     Reply
    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    07/09/09

    @cowboy killer: Totally. I walked past while they were setting up the set yesterday, but sadly it was too early because I didn't get to see the gun show.
     Reply
    sportz.star was starred sportz.star was unstarred
    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    His sleeves ran away with Lindsay Lohan's pants.


    Nice biceps, though.

     Reply
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    07/09/09

    In reply to 2-Gun Salute
    Is he going to fondle some sweaters?
     Reply
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    Image of fireflyinjuly fireflyinjuly
    07/09/09

    @Maritsa: Nope, he's gonna hump the fridge.
     Reply
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    07/09/09

    @Maritsa: Hey, if he needs someone to apply his dick cream. I'm in.
     Reply
    WaltzingMatilda was starred WaltzingMatilda was unstarred
    Image of mscomplexity mscomplexity
    06/30/09

    In reply to SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
    That quote by Lady Gaga just goes to show what's wrong with the world today. "Sex with hundreds" huh?? *makes made face*
     Reply
    mscomplexity was starred mscomplexity was unstarred
    Image of 5ft of fury 5ft of fury
    06/30/09

    @mscomplexity: Well as long as people are being responsible about it and being safe, it's not our place to slut shame men or women on how many partners they choose to have. My only problem is when people feel pressured to have unsafe sex or sex when they aren't prepared to handle all of the potential consequences.
     Reply
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    Image of Rosaxé Rosaxé
    06/30/09

    @5ft of fury: It's not about slut shaming; it's that having sex with hundreds and only relying on a condom is irresponsible. A condom is not 100% safe and there are STDs you can get while wearing one.
     Reply
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    Image of WantToTouchtheWahine WantToTouchtheWahine
    06/30/09

    @Rosaxé: Yeah. Herpes and HPV can be transmitted even when partners wear condoms. I don't think it's slut shaming either, I think it's just that her "responsibility" stance left out a few crucial pieces of info.
     Reply
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    06/30/09

    In reply to SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
    "Kate Moss's boyfriend Jamie Hince is getting tired of Kate's lengthy karaoke sessions and is limiting her to half an hour a day."


    I don't know why, but this made me laugh a lot. I'm just picturing her bellying up to the karaoke machine and wailing out, I dunno, a song from "Grease." Hee hee.

     Reply
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    Image of WantToTouchtheWahine WantToTouchtheWahine
    06/30/09

    @willwriteforfood: This is the first thing I have EVER heard about KM that would make me want to be friends with her.
     Reply
    WantToTouchtheWahine was starred WantToTouchtheWahine was unstarred
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