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    And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken

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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/01/09

    In reply to And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken
    Jude Law knocked it out of the park! In fact, if I didn't know better, at a couple of lines when it's really flowing, I could imagine that it *was* a poetry slam and not a Lady Gaga song . . .

    But Walken is funnier, probably because he got the "Oh" parts. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    In reply to And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken
    this guy has the weirdest charisma. i wouldn't consider him the kind of guy i'd automatically think hot, but he just starts talking and what the hell is it about him? i'm mesmerized! i wanted so much to believe it was really him on twitter earlier this year. especially his stories about the squirrels. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @msAnthrope: Squirrels? I am unfamiliar with your cultural reference. Please elaborate! #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @Nariel:

    earlier this year an online group called clusterFlock opened a twitter account named cwalken as an experiment. all members of clusterFlock could write an entry, and these people wrote the most engrossing little bits about daily life. it really "sounded" like christopher walken wrote it. and there was always a story about the squirrels living in his backyard, how they'd come up to him for a handout, how they'd violate the scarecrow he put up in the garden, etc. i was so disappointed when the twitter account was taken down because it wasn't really christopher walken's account. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @msAnthrope: That is the greatest thing ever. Is it archived anywhere? #christopherwalken
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    11/02/09

    @Nariel:

    i can't find it~~ think it disappeared into the void when the account was suspended. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    In reply to And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken
    I just watched the Jude Law version, and they are running even. I don't know why, I can't not like him!! #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    In reply to And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken
    Someday, when I am super rich, I will hire Christopher Walken to read to me every night. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    In reply to And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken
    Needs more Cowbell. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    In reply to And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken
    i still think cartmans version was the best #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @gobble_dee_goop: I loved that one, too. #christopherwalken
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/01/09

    @gobble_dee_goop: A.Maz.Ing. #christopherwalken
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/01/09

    @LaComtesse: I was LOL'ing the entire time I watched this and I can't stop even now. He's just so into it! #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    In reply to And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken
    Christopher Walken could be reading the phone book to me and I would just sit there enraptured. He makes even Lady Gaga palatable.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/01/09

    In reply to And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken
    Rarely is my asking my boyfriend "do you want to watch/listen/read this thing on Jez?" met with anything more than a shrug. But asking "do you want to hear Christopher Walken do a dramatic reading of Poker Face?" was met with a resounding "UMYESPLEASE."

    Too bad the video doesn't work for me. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    In reply to And Now, A Dramatic Reading Of "Poker Face" By Christopher Walken
    Maybe I'm behind things, but I just heard the acoustic version of Pokerface and it's KINDA my new favorite thing (that and Marilyn Manson's version of "This is Halloween.")

    Walken doing Pokerface? Almost as good. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @LaComtesse: Acoustic Gaga is something very very special. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @History Major: Holy shit, I never cared much about her but I am totally in love now, she's a BUTTON! And such a voice... #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @Penny: Lady Gaga is, for me, the musical equivalent of Mad Men. I absolutely love every individual part, but am usually left disappointed by the final package.

    She's got a fucking amazing voice, though. Even my mother, who, you know, is not exactly a Lady Gaga fan, agrees with that. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @Penny: Yes! Drink the kool aid. I think she's absolutely fabulous. I tried to post this earlier, but YouTube was down for renovations. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @likepenguins: I sent this to my mom today in hopes that she would fall in love with her as I have. Not likely, but my mom tends to take music cues from me, so I live in hope if not optimism. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @LaComtesse: Homegirl needs to work in theater. She's a character. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @Penny: wow! thx for posting this... i started to soften on my distaste for her after the snl appearance and this just turned me completely! #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @tobaccoflower: I would give my right pinkie to be able to sit down at a piano and sing like that. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @LaComtesse: I'm totally late to the Gaga party, too. I've been trying hard to ignore her, but then I saw her on SNL and was like, whoa, Lady can sing! I've been a fan since. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @tallgirl-in-heels: For me it was a reluctant love from day one, but after I saw her Paparazzi video I was like "Okay, homegirl's got skills." She likes fame and publicity, but she also has real artistic sensibilities and THINKS about what she does, and that's the difference between her and other pop singers. #christopherwalken
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    11/01/09

    @History Major: (Raises hand sheepishly) I've loved Lady GaGa f or a while now. I'm glad I'm not alone, her voice is amazing!! #christopherwalken
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
    Leo: it's clear that dating supermodels isn't working out for you. Perhaps you should try someone from a different walk of life! I know someone named Alys who'd be up to it.
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
    Um, yeah, Tori. Because clearly all you want is for all the attention to go away and let you "go about your business." That's why you continue to whore your family out on reality television.
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
    Did Terrence Howard also recommend the use of baby wipes?


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    06/09/09

    In reply to Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
    When asked for further comment, Megan also added that she loved "contact sports, console games and farting"; however, her conclusion of her list of interests with "Megan Fox" revealed that she was, in fact, reading from the results of an internet poll of "Things Which Teenage Boys Wish Women Liked As Much As Them".
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    06/09/09

    @Philippa Snoulton: um, hilarious! Apropos of nothing she also talked about how her lack of a gag reflex was totally genetic.
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    06/09/09

    In reply to Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
    You mean for the last twenty five years I've thought Adam Ant was gay?!!! Kooky me!! I've had a copy of Strip in my cassette/cd collection since the sixth grade.


    I ruined the first cassette by spilling a Pepsi on it.

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    06/09/09

    In reply to Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
    Gaston, non? Sacre bleu!
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