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    19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall

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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Don't let my boss see 12 the covetiques. She keeps calling me boobalicious because almost every shirt that is not a turtleneck and has a neckline shows the tops of my boobs. It used to bother me but now I just roll my eyes. She's joked she's going to buy me camisoles but I told her I dont need more layers and I am not living in granny sweaters just to be covered up...but admittedly those look like they would be a good idea.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    I may be alone here, but I would KILL for those wine glasses. Mine keep breaking because I'm usually very happy by the time I place them in the sink.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    If you have a very friendly cat, you can just wrap him or her around your neck for warmth. Aromatherapy varies by cat, though. Try it! #skymall
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    "The only wallet with a hand as smooth as silk" - WTF does that even mean?!? #skymall
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    Image of Dysphoria Dysphoria
    11/18/09

    @Breamworthy: Disappointingly, it's actually a making sense thing. "Hand" refers to how a fabric feels to the touch. #skymall
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    11/18/09

    @Dysphoria: Huh, thank you. I had no idea.
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Also: is the Sky Mall catalog the closest thing we will get to Japan? I mean, they have all the crazy-ass inventions, but so does Sky Mall!!! #skymall
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    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Thank god my evil tree spirits are Yankee fans! #skymall
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    The cat's face in #12 is priceless! #skymall
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Not gona lie, I want the Charlie Brown tree. And that sarcophagus. Maybe I'll put the tree ON the sarcophagus. #skymall
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Why the FUCK are the Red Sox not represented on the Forest Faces? And why are the motherfucking evil SKANKEES represented twice?

    This proves that Sky Mall worships the Devil, Satan being the filthy bums from da Bronx. #skymall
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/17/09

    @NewsBunny: Here's your chance to burn them in effigy? #skymall
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    11/17/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: You know what? That is a MARVELOUS idea! I can dance naked around the desecrated tree in question, wearing only my '04 Champions ballcap, and chant Yankees Suck as I strike my match.

    Thank you! #skymall
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    #6 Stainless Steel Steward/Stand wallet is actually very cool - I got it for my boyfriend earlier this year (not from SkyMall). Super flexible and much thinner though holds more than you'd think.

    guys dig it....MOST guys dig it ( I know not all guys love things made of metal) #skymall
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    #14 looks like a low-rent version of Lady Gaga's boytoy in Bad Romance. #skymall
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    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    I'm not gonna lie. I saw an ad for the sperm sneakers in #4 in Popular Science a while back, and I totally wanted a pair. But they're as expensive as a pair of Nike's, so I opted not to.

    Although I could always add them to my X-mas list and hope Santa pulls through. C'mon, how could pain-reducing sperm sneakers in both sleek black and snazzy silver NOT be awesome? That's right, they couldn't. So there! #skymall
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    SkyMall! No need to actually talk to any weirdos on the plane - by which I mean you don't have to talk to me because my nose is buried in SKYMALL! #skymall
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    I see the SkyMall eds read Jezebel. They've included our friend the Slanket!

    I need the gravity-defying shoes. Why are they so ugly?

    What does it say about me that the first picture I went to was for the space-age litterbox even though I have no kitties and prefer puppies?

    I've heard the NoNo is rightly named. No, I don't want to use it because it will burn my skin. No, I don't want to buy it.
    Any other Jezzies have contravening anecdotal evidence? #skymall
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    Image of sumire sumire
    11/18/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I bought a $100 supposed heat/electric hair-removal thing from SkyMall in 1998 and all that got burned was my wallet and my pride. Dollar-store tweezers would've been as effective.

    Can you earn back the purchase price of the NoNo if you send your hair scraps to the Toppik factory?
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    Image of browan04 browan04
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Toppik. That's a dealbreaker ladies. #skymall
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