Would You Have Sex With This Chic Fashion Santa?

Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.

Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is likely the worst Christmas song in the endless pit of holiday music. But in the hands of Star Wars: The Force Awakens stars Daisy Ridley and Oscar Isaac, it’s downright charming. Between Ridley’s perfect lipstick and Isaac’s old-school sway, it makes me long for a full-length musical…
Despite what some people might say about it, I have a soft spot for Wham!’s “Last Christmas” and all covers that have followed it. It’s such a terrible Christmas song, mostly because it doesn’t make a ton of sense—the singer is upset because he/she was broken up with the day after Christmas, and this year they’d like…
Oh hey, Christmas is here. First Starbucks forgot that Jesus is the reason for the season and now Bloomingdale’s is encouraging you to date rape your friend. Tech Insider found a charming ad from the retail chain’s holiday catalog in which some creep, who looks a little too much like Robin Thicke, gives his…
On Friday, October 30, I lurched into a Rite Aide looking for some orange streamers and fake spider webs to decorate my apartment appropriately for some Vincent Price viewing. What I found was appalling but not, I fear, surprising—the shelves short on spooky accessories, but already well-stocked with GODDAMN SANTAS.
Kylie Minogue wants us to take a little disco with our eggnog. According to Idolator, she is recording “a seasonal LP comprised of ‘classics’ and ‘disco-influenced’ originals.” Hell yes.
God rest ye merry Christmas Lambs, let nothing you dismay; remember Mariah, our savior, is finally putting her favorite holiday on the big screen where she belooooooonnnnnnggggs! And the person fulfilling this destiny is none other than Brett Ratner, her longtime friend and recently-rumored boyfriendo... could there…
Here are a group of adorable, tiny, soft baby bunnies snuggled up together and sleeping under someone's Christmas tree. Whoever took this video has to be the luckiest person on the planet. I want to take my face and SMOOSH IT IN THEIR LITTLE FUZZY TUMMIES. Look at their little tiny sleepy faces. And the feets! So…