Alright everyone! You can officially start unpacking your mangled, balled up Christmas tree lights (which we all know what the correct color should be) and get the inflatable Frosty The Snowman set up in the front yard. Bust out the eggnog and start coming up with excuses for why your unemployed cousins can't stay… »
Today on The View, Mario Cantone and Joey McIntyre sang a straight man/gay man version of "Baby It's Cold Outside," except they changed the words to "Buddy, it's cold outside" and it was the worst thing ever. NKOTBWTFBBQ. »
Weeks worth of toiling and thousands of votes, and it's down to this: the moment of Great Reveal. You've chosen which audio blight deserves the title of Worst Christmas Song of All Time! And, the winner is...
After several arduous days of rending our eardrums with awful holiday songs, we've about reached the end of our journey. That's right, folks: today's the day we choose the champion of our December Madness tournament and officially choose The Worst Christmas Song of All Time.
We've done it. We've almost completed our sonic journey to the center of Christmas's butthole. From 30 bad songs, we've now narrowed it down four finalists, and today you get to decide who moves on to the Championship. Let's get to voting! »
The search for the Worst Christmas Song Ever is closer than ever to crowning its champion. We're down to the final 8, and we need your votes to decide which holiday song deserves to be roasted on an open fire. Let's get to it! »
As Christmas approaches, so too do we approach finding which holiday tune is the most terrible. Let your too-small heart shrink three more sizes and bury yourself with a sprig of holly in your heart and these terrible songs in your ears: Unsweet Sixteen voting continues right now. »
The first round of our quest to find the most awful Christmas song has concluded, and deck my halls with soundproof earmuffs, were there ever some upsets! Now, your votes are more important than ever as we pit the winners of the first round against each other in a battle for their crappy survival. Onto round two! »
On the third day of December Madness, my true love gave to me: eight songs-a-sucking. After two days of bravely listening to terrible Christmas songs, we're one day closer to crowning the Worst Christmas Song Ever. Let's get on to the next set of Holiday Horrors, and onto the next round of voting. »