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    19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall

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    Image of lovecake lovecake
    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Slide 5 has a typo- in the magazine scan. This bothers me WAY too much.
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    11/18/09

    @lovecake: Uggh, me too, it was the first thing I noticed.
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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Don't let my boss see 12 the covetiques. She keeps calling me boobalicious because almost every shirt that is not a turtleneck and has a neckline shows the tops of my boobs. It used to bother me but now I just roll my eyes. She's joked she's going to buy me camisoles but I told her I dont need more layers and I am not living in granny sweaters just to be covered up...but admittedly those look like they would be a good idea.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    I may be alone here, but I would KILL for those wine glasses. Mine keep breaking because I'm usually very happy by the time I place them in the sink.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    "Feel like YOUR defying gravity"???? YOUR??? YOUR?????????????? ARGHHHHHHHHHHH HIRE A FUCKING PROOFREADER! #skymall
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    Image of camera_obscura camera_obscura
    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    When I saw a slanket in Ross, I def. took a picture of it, because the packaging said "The original snuzzle blanket!" WTF is a snuzzle?

    Also, the G defy sneakers page says "feel like your defying gravity" when it should OBVIOUSLY be feel like you're defying gravity!

    yes, I'm a grammar and spelling nazi, except capitalization rules on the interwebz. #skymall
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment camera_obscura was starred camera_obscura was unstarred
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    11/18/09

    @camera_obscura: Was it cursive writing? I find that my cursive "Z"s look a lot like "G/P/Q/Y"s. Honestly it's a miracle I can read anything I write with how sloppy it is.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    If you have a very friendly cat, you can just wrap him or her around your neck for warmth. Aromatherapy varies by cat, though. Try it! #skymall
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    Image of DigitalDuck DigitalDuck
    11/18/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Anybody notice in #5, GDefy misspells their very first sentence?

    "Feel like YOUR defying gravity!"

    FAIL #skymall
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    Image of SurferWomyn SurferWomyn
    11/18/09

    @DigitalDuck: I thought you were referring to the "Athletic Competion"

    Double Fail #skymall
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    "The only wallet with a hand as smooth as silk" - WTF does that even mean?!? #skymall
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    Image of Dysphoria Dysphoria
    11/18/09

    @Breamworthy: Disappointingly, it's actually a making sense thing. "Hand" refers to how a fabric feels to the touch. #skymall
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    11/18/09

    @Dysphoria: Huh, thank you. I had no idea.
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    Image of Zoerly Zoerly
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    I bought the Litter Robot and it is hands down the best litter box EVER! Worth every penny. #skymall
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    11/17/09

    @Zoerly: So your cat isn't afraid of it? Was there a difficult transition? How often must you change the poop drawer?
    My old cat loved the cat fountain, but new kitty is not so enamored of technology. And I am not so fond of the scoop. #skymall
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    11/18/09

    @midwesternmom: Not at all. I had two cats that took to it fine. It doesn't start sifting until 9 minutes after the cat leaves. They have no idea! I went to litter robot website and bought a refurbished one for way cheaper. #skymall
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    11/18/09

    @midwesternmom: With one cat I changed it once a week. With two cats twice a week. You never smelled anything! #skymall
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    11/18/09

    @Zoerly: My cats growing up hated litterboxes that were covered. Who likes to feel closed in while pooping? #skymall
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    11/18/09

    @Blueberry26: You're right- I prefer to do it with the door open. #skymall
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    Image of Pugnacioun Pugnacioun
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    I kind of want the litter robot... and I don't even have a cat.

    I don't care what anyone says, that looks awesome. Imagine the possibilities!*

    *Although they pretty much all include reenacting scenes from old sci-fi by yourself and then lamenting how lame you are... but with technology! #skymall
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    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Also: is the Sky Mall catalog the closest thing we will get to Japan? I mean, they have all the crazy-ass inventions, but so does Sky Mall!!! #skymall
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    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Thank god my evil tree spirits are Yankee fans! #skymall
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    The cat's face in #12 is priceless! #skymall
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Not gona lie, I want the Charlie Brown tree. And that sarcophagus. Maybe I'll put the tree ON the sarcophagus. #skymall
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    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    Why the FUCK are the Red Sox not represented on the Forest Faces? And why are the motherfucking evil SKANKEES represented twice?

    This proves that Sky Mall worships the Devil, Satan being the filthy bums from da Bronx. #skymall
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/17/09

    @NewsBunny: Here's your chance to burn them in effigy? #skymall
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    11/17/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: You know what? That is a MARVELOUS idea! I can dance naked around the desecrated tree in question, wearing only my '04 Champions ballcap, and chant Yankees Suck as I strike my match.

    Thank you! #skymall
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