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Happy night before Christmas, everyone! Gather ‘round this thread to discuss what pranks you’ll be playing on your relatives and friends, what holiday film classics your eyeballs will be enjoying this evening and what you hope will appear in your stocking tomorrow morning. I’m sure mine will be filled with copies of …
Aw, an asteroid is planning to drop by Earth this Christmas Eve, just like your third cousin who comes over and steals all the frosted Santa cookies before they’re finished. But, unlike your cousin, this asteroid will cause you no emotional harm.
Fear of Santa: embarrassing for children, hilarious for onlookers. Both of these feelings are intensified if the child is you and the onlookers are your family, and Santa is your grandpa.