Gather round, Internet as Reese Witherspoon teaches us how to up-talk while questionably singing Christmas carols. Because Christmas, that's why.
For decades the lyrics of "Deck the Halls" have been the primary way children learned that "gay" means "happy" in addition to "homosexual." However, recently a teacher in Traverse City, Michigan got so fed up with kids her class snickering that she changed the lyric to "don we now our bright apparel."
I love Christmas. I love Christmas cookies, Christmas trees, Christmas presents, and Christmas specials. But Christmas carols have got to be stopped. Every year, there are more of them. And every year, they get worse.