The biggest joy of our holiday season, far outweighing gifts and family, is the Kardashian Khristmas Kard. Sadly, Kim and kompany failed to bless the public with a card in 2014, with the excuse that they “ran out of time.”
I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a…
Cue Elvis singing, "I'll have a blue Christmas without you…" The aqua-hued 2011 Kardashian Kristmas Kard is a treasure trove of kreepy. Starting on the left, with Rob looking wistfully at his younger sisters; Kendall and Kylie looking like irate models fresh off the pages of Vogue; Bruce Jenner doing his best…
