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    "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    07/23/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    "But I do know that I would like to be on it with you for the little time that we have to be with each other."

    You must be at least THIS tolerable to ride this ride.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    07/23/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    Anyone else finding themselves whistling Guns N' Roses?
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    07/23/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    What does it say about me that the only thing this stirred in me was a desire to correct his punctuation? But seriously, I don't think this e-mail is really crappy, except in its stylistic execution. He isn't being a douche, just needy. I think it may have been poor form for the recipient to pass this along for ridicule.
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    Image of legallynonblonde legallynonblonde
    07/23/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: I agree with you. And I'm not sure what it says about me that I am missing the "crap" part of the e-mail from this dude. Nothing about it offends me.
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    Edited by legallynonblonde at 07/23/09 11:17 AM legallynonblonde was starred legallynonblonde was unstarred
    Image of lafleur lafleur
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    This is my best friend's letter! When she sent it to me, I had to take reading breaks because the grammar and spelling were so horrible. I think the saddest thing is that he seems like a normal guy-- not an English or psych major or anything-- but then he sends one drunken email and you see that he's secretly a raving crazy.
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    stacyinbean promoted this comment Edited by lafleur at 07/22/09 11:00 PM lafleur was starred lafleur was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    'Few ex-boyfriends appreciate the primacy of laziness on the decision whether or not to sleep with them again'

    Something tells me few guys, boyfriend or not, appreciate this. Hey guy, she's not trying to marry you – she doesn't feel like risking bad sex or an STD with some stranger.
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    Image of cait98 cait98
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    My "quest" involves being with lots of different girls to reach enlightenment, but it's totally impossible that your life's journey would involve being with many men (you slut). Also, don't you want me?!?
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    Image of BornYesterday BornYesterday
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    I just want to tell all of these CEFAD guys: Give up the search now. No one could ever love you like you do.
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    Image of elixthecat elixthecat
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    i never get through reading most of these because it's the exact same guy saying the exact same crap for way too long. i prefer the ones where the guy is just simply, blatantly rude, not a philosophizing ninny.
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment elixthecat was starred elixthecat was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    07/22/09

    @elixthecat: Yeah. They've got to stop asking the English Lit students to send these in. Though I guess it stands to reason that some of the ultimate douches aren't sending long break-up emails. they've moved onto crap texts. And crap Twitters. Or just falling off the face of the planet instead of officially breaking up.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    07/22/09

    @elixthecat: Yeah dude. I fell asleep 3 sentences in.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    "What is love?...Don't get freaked out, this isn't a declaration of love for you."

    Don't get "freaked out" if she doesn't give a shit. unbelievable.
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    Image of St. Francis of a Sissy St. Francis of a Sissy
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    "I can only hope that you realize that I am, unquestionably, the best choice."

    Whiskey tango foxtrot? Did this fucknard copy this gem from one of his cover letters?

    In a strange way, though, I feel for him and I get what he's saying, though in way too many flowery words: Stop stringing me along. Do you like me or not? If you don't, just say so. I've sent more than one email like this in my time (although mine were better edited).
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    Image of Saint Louise Is Listening Saint Louise Is Listening
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    You know that I could care less about you and other guys.

    Yes, your novel here has made that abundantly clear. Perhaps you meant you could NOT care less? GAH!! fuckstick.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07/22/09

    @Saint Louise Is Listening: Freudian slip.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    "I have been in the company of many different girls"
    "men who seek out many women"
    "being so close with so many [women]".....


    Check out Professor Antiquated Euphemisms, over here!
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    Ok, dude lost me at "...I am, unquestionably, the best choice." How does he stay upright, with an ego that big?
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    Image of the_poptart the_poptart
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    "Stop being so provocative around me!"

    But it's part of her grand "quest," darling! If your quest is to surround yourself with many women, and hers is to fuck with you a little bit.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    07/22/09

    In reply to "Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
    Use a fucking apostrophe.
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