Christine O'Donnell Vs. Elvira: Who Is The Real Mistress Of the Dark?

Inspired by Christine O'Donnell, Elvira is speaking out to let us know that she, too, is us.

Inspired by Christine O'Donnell, Elvira is speaking out to let us know that she, too, is us.
Hoping to remind women who is at least nominally on our side, the White House will issue a report about its own efforts on equal pay. But why talk about substance when we could just talk about Mean Girls?
Meghan McCain, who quite handily parlayed her time blogging for her dad's failed President campaign into a journalism gig and a book deal, said today on ABC's This Week that Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell's inexperience should disqualify her.
"I'd rather be doing this than in some stuffy old political office," Sarah Palin says in the new trailer for her reality show. "I'd rather be out here being free." Promise?
Yesterday's Delaware Senate debate showed how much Christine O'Donnell has learned from her Mama Grizzly mentor, Sarah Palin. Here, five ways she read from Palin's playbook.
Paging cultural theorists: A distressed interview a culturally-disenfranchised man gave about his sister's attempted rape became a hit song, and last night we saw him "perform" it at a glittering awards show.
In damage control mode, Christine O'Donnell is cutting off access to the mean press. Hence, this "tightly-controlled" Republican event.
Cheer for the sanity of Delaware voters (so far): according to several polls, Christine O'Donnell dramatically trails her opponent. Still, as more evidence emerges that Sarah Palin wants to be president, it's worth rebutting that whole "I'm you" thing.
Some things you need to know about Christine O'Donnell this morning: She is not really a witch, she's you — and her father is not the ur-Bozo the Clown. Sideshow, anyone?
Feminists. That's essentially Jessica Valenti's provocative thesis: mainstream feminism insistence on electing women, not woman-friendly platforms, and intergenerational strife helped the "Mama Grizzlies" of today co-opt feminism. But, she argues, it's not too late to set the record straight.
Number of schools Christine O'Donnell said she attended which never heard of her: Two. Also, two video parodies of her pronouncements on masturbation and pregnancy.
"I will fight to the death to protect you from sexist and misogynistic references, because when you are attacked, all women are attacked," said the head of the Women's Campaign Forum. She was talking to Christine O'Donnell.
Dan Savage proposes that "every day between now and November 2...be Masturbate to Christine O'Donnell Day." We have news for Savage: The Tea Party dudes have you beat. So to speak.
"The woman Democrats love to hate" was how Sean Hannity introduced Christine O'Donnell last night. Correction: Democrats love her, as long she stays 15 points behind. So how'd it go? Well, she's a PR person, and she knows that much.
Christine O'Donnell may trail her Democratic opponent in the polls by 15 points, but she filled 30 percent of the newshole last week. And the "crazy" clips haven't even all been released yet. Does she have a shot?
Christine O'Donnell canceling major media appearances — even Fox News — means her 90s-era Politically Incorrect appearances pack even more punch. The latest: sparring with Al Franken. But wait! She has a new website, and it has positions! Sort of.
Bill Maher recently played another Christine O'Donnell clip from his Politically Incorrect archives, wherein O'Donnell admits that she "dabbled into witchcraft," and "one of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it."
On one of batshit family-values conservative Christine O'Donnell's Politically Incorrect appearances, she was confronted by none other than Ben Affleck. He said she had a little "Monica flair" to her, and then mocked and flirted with her.