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    Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog

    Lily Cole Feels Our Ambivalence
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/29/09

    In reply to Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog
    Duff - Leggings are not pants. I do not care if they are shiny & cost $1K. Still don't qualify as trousers.
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    Image of JuliaStepchild JuliaStepchild
    07/29/09

    In reply to Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog
    i suppose it's a good thing that that london fog logo in the ad is respecting her privacy, too. was it really necessary to have her sans pants?
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    07/29/09

    @JuliaStepchild: Pantslessness is the new black.
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    Jenna promoted this comment greengrey was starred greengrey was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    07/29/09

    @greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: Nothing comes between her and her London Fog
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    07/29/09

    In reply to Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog
    "her visible baby bump has been retouched out of the campaign to "respect her privacy,""
    Yeah, um, sure. People are very concerned about privacy when doing a major ad campaign.
    Why I love Chanel? I wish I could afford to love Chanel. I'd love it if I could own it!
    Annnd Marc Jacobs homewear? I have no need for it, yet I want it. Kind of like Marc Jacobs, um, everything else.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    07/29/09

    @greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: Thank you for that refreshing reality check at the end of an especially superficial Rag Trade news.

    Like a cold shower on a humid day, your witty censure of this foolishness is most welcome.
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    greengrey promoted this comment JerseyGrrrl was starred JerseyGrrrl was unstarred
    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/29/09

    @greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: I had a crafty friend give me several Chanel logo stickers she had made, just for fun. I put one over the apple on my MacBook Pro for a sarcastic good time. A week later I attended a conference in Chicago and was sitting with my 'Book in the bar at the Hilton one evening to catch up on some work. Two women walked up to my table, pointed at my Mac and asked "Are they making these now?".
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    Image of TheLittlestChicken TheLittlestChicken
    07/29/09

    In reply to Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog
    I'm not crazy about going to two weddings when I'm 6-months pregnant. Who do I call for that prenatal airbrushing?
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment TheLittlestChicken was starred TheLittlestChicken was unstarred
    Image of tomatoheart tomatoheart
    07/29/09

    In reply to Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog
    Jessica (simpson) and Jennifer (aniston) should really join their "always a bridesmaid" forces
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/29/09

    In reply to Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog

    I fell in love with Chanel when I realized that Karl Lagerfeld is like that, all the time. I have not decided whether I want him to be a supervillian or a superhero.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    07/29/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: I imagine he talks about himself in the third person too. Like "Karl Lagerfeld approves of this."
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    07/29/09

    In reply to Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog
    That is also not the best retouching job I've ever seen. They gave her Barbie doll pelvis.
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    Image of nothanks nothanks
    07/29/09

    In reply to Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog
    not only did they remove her pregnancy stomach they also seemingly made her a eunuch or maybe a barbie, there are all sorts of anatomical fails in that photoshopped genital region
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    07/29/09

    @nothanks: Yes - what you said.
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    Image of nothanks nothanks
    07/29/09

    @shorty63136: looks like they left in those pregger boobs though - i mean at least there is one commercial benefit to that icky little parasite mutating in her belly!
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    Image of theattorney theattorney
    07/29/09

    In reply to Gisele Loses Baby Bump Thanks To London Fog
    Anyone else curious as to why someone would be walking around naked in a trench coat?
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    pantsless economist...access RESTORED promoted this comment Edited by theattorney at 07/29/09 11:35 AM theattorney was starred theattorney was unstarred
    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    07/29/09

    @theattorney: what, youve never streaked across a football field?
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    Edited by pantsless economist...access RESTORED at 07/29/09 11:38 AM pantsless economist...access RESTORED was starred pantsless economist...access RESTORED was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/29/09

    @theattorney: I would assume several District Attorneys would be VERY interested in someone walking around naked in a trench coat.
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    Image of theattorney theattorney
    07/29/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Well, certainly not wearing a trenchcoat!
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