Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Movie Looks Deliciously Bad in First Trailer

Here's the first teaser for Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Took an Ax, starring your favorite actress (correction: your favorite actress who starred in Casper), Christina Ricci. The trailer, which is mostly a lot of fast cuts, axe thudding sounds and shots of Ricci's beautiful, giant doll eyes as they widen in horror,… » 12/16/13 2:00pm 12/16/13 2:00pm

Christina Ricci Is Going to Be Awesome in Lifetime's Lizzie Borden…

Between Witches of East End and the Donatella Versace and Anna Nicole Smith biopics, Lifetime is THE television channel for fun, campy programming about fascinating/batshit women. Now the network is continuing that streak by releasing the poster for their movie about Massachusetts' best cultural export, Lizzie Borden.… » 11/18/13 3:10pm 11/18/13 3:10pm

Unlike His Collaborator Barneys, Jay Z Wants to Avoid 'Snap Judgments'

People are pretty frustrated that Jay Z hasn't yet ended his clothing deal with Barneys New York in the wake of allegations that the retailer harassed and detained two shoppers simply for being black and buying expensive things. Jay Z, however, is so far unmoved by the mounting fury of the New York media, insisting… » 10/27/13 11:00am 10/27/13 11:00am

Amanda Bynes ‘Aided’ by Sleazy Sam Lutfi, Britney's Former Manager

This is not good. Sam Lufti, best known as the bizarre and controlling former manager of 2007 brokedown-palace edition Britney Spears, has got his claws into Amanda Bynes. Apparently he bought her the plane ticket back to L.A. after the bong-throwing incident and she's spoken to him on the phone since she was placed… » 7/29/13 9:00am 7/29/13 9:00am

Chris Brown Totaled His Car En Route to Charity Appearance With Little…

Yesterday afternoon Chris Brown wrecked his Porsche after being chased down by the rabid paparazzi on the way to a charity event, according to the Beverly Hills Police Department. Brown's PR rep (#2 most thankless job after "professional human shit shoveler") explained how it happened: » 2/10/13 11:30am 2/10/13 11:30am

Honey Boo Boo Is Making Forklift Loads of Cash

Because I guess there is nothing better to dispute over, there're has been some dispute over how much TLC is paying Alana Thompson and her family, better known as the force of nature behind the dark American nightmare that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The show scored 3 million viewers in the final week of August and… » 9/06/12 9:00am 9/06/12 9:00am

Rihanna’s Family Gives Her and Chris Brown Their Blessing

We've heard and been subsequently bored by Rihanna and Chris Brown's allegedly coincidental run-ins at various clubs in recent weeks, but it might raise an eyebrow of interest to learn that her family seem to have happily signed off on their renewed relationship. Heading on over to 40/40 to catch the Miami Heat game… » 6/13/12 9:00am 6/13/12 9:00am

The Heartbreaker Who Inspired Adele to Write 21 Has Finally Been…

Ever since Adele became a megastar with her alternately catchy and tear-inducing album 21, we've been trying to identify the man that broke her heart and spurred her to write such excellent fodder for our own weep-fests. At first, we suspected it might be a gentleman named Slinky Sunbeam, but now it turns out to be… » 4/03/12 8:00pm 4/03/12 8:00pm

Demi Lovato Bravely Admits She's Still Struggling with Self-Harm and…

We're used to celebrities offering juicy, candid titbits from their lives when they're promoting a movie or otherwise want some press, but Demi Lovato took things to a whole new level by dropping a major truth bomb during last night's Stay Strong special — namely that she still struggles with self-harm and bulimia. "I… » 3/07/12 9:00am 3/07/12 9:00am

Roseanne Barr Announces She'll Be Your Next President

If you feel that the Republican debates aren't providing enough political car-crash entertainment for your liking, you can bet your sweet bippy that Roseanne Barr will shake things up – because she's filed the paperwork to run for president of the United States! Angling for a Green Party nomination, she promises to… » 2/03/12 9:00am 2/03/12 9:00am