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The HZA.
12/15/08

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I cannot wait to see what Christina Hendrick's wedding dress will look like!
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Kali Mama
12/15/08

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Oh Heath being destroyed by The System = bullshit, but he's a real life angel.

Does. Not. Compute.
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BeAgrestic
12/15/08

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Oh, and I call shenanigans on Leighton's engagement. If it was really a "secret", they wouldn't be posting about it on Facebook.

If it's legit, best of luck to them. Marrying young in Hollywood rarely seems to work out.
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Triphena
12/15/08

@BeAgrestic: Then again, marrying in your 30's or 40's in Hollywood rarely works out either.
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BeAgrestic
12/15/08

@Triphena: good point. Marriage in general in Hollywood rarely seems to work out.
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hellosunshine
12/15/08

@BeAgrestic: If it's true, I assume it's like Natalie Portman's Harvard FB profile - unsearchable, accessible only by her real-life friends.
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kitschenette
12/15/08

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Megan makes me want to vomit. If there's one person deserving of a Sharon Osbourne smackdown, it's her.
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Triphena
12/15/08

@kitschenette: I saw that show for the first time last night, and honestly, I don't know if I could spend a half an hour with any of them and NOT get into an altercation.
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kitschenette
12/15/08

@Triphena: I can stand Kristy Jo and Brandi C (that's the non-fucked up one, right?) and Jessica and Destiney. But the rest of them make my blood boil.
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The HZA.
12/15/08

@kitschenette: That's pretty much my assessment of the girls. I think Lacey or Megan I would most likely smack.
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Kittenish
12/15/08

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Oh, and Peaches, this ain't high school. LORD.
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Kittenish
12/15/08

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I can totally believe Sharon Osbourne would kick the shit out of someone. She's handled Ozzy for YEARS, I mean, come on!
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BeAgrestic
12/15/08

@Kittenish has gone to the dogs...: Seriously! If anyone deserves to get their ass kicked, it's Megan. She's such a famewhore!
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BabyJane
12/15/08

@Kittenish has gone to the dogs...: I am not a violent person, but having watched that show a few times there are a few girls who I could see wanting to smack.
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BeAgrestic
12/15/08

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ugh, I hate Cosmo. I used to read it when I went to the gym (free magazines!), but now I don't even bother.
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bowleserised
12/15/08

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There are some charming comments on that Cosmo/Scarlett post on E! Including one from Serge with his clone-tastic theory.

I can't believe that the commenters are arguing that Cosmo has every right to fabricate an interview and attribute it to someone, and that SJ is just "whining" and should suck it up.

Perhaps someone should publish a bunch of quotes by them and they can see if they like it...
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StevieWonderWoman
12/15/08

@bowleserised: Seriously? Well they ARE readers of Cosmo after all, so that would explain the DEAD BRAIN CELLS.
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sumerfish
12/15/08

@bowleserised: I'm surprised more of those interviews aren't made up. They're all written in that cutesy, alliteration heavy copy Cosmo uses for every other article.
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bowleserised
12/15/08

@StevieWonderWoman: @sumerfish: Isn't it just? It's so bizarre. They must have a list of things that they think the "typical Cosmo reader" expects, which includes all that wittering about being a romantic like your mom and how thoughtful your BF is and so on.
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Jack_Burton
12/15/08

@sumerfish: I have a hunch that the interviews' answers are taken from other interviews and quotes - so the stars may have in fact, said these things, but probably in an entirely different context.

Satire is protected speech, outright misrepresentation is fraud and libel.
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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
12/15/08

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If I were Miss B, I would have told Simon to go fuck himself. It's not like she needs the money or the exposure.
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tscheese
12/15/08

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Wait. I admittedly don't pay much attention to drug-addled icky low-lifes like Blake Uncivil-Whatshisname, but wasn't he out of prison for awhile? Briefly?
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girlnamedblue
12/15/08

@tscheese: Long enough to violate his parole or get busted on something else is my guess.
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skittlbrau
12/15/08

@tscheese: Embarassed that I know this, but he was let out early for a rehabby stint. He has subsequently failed a drug test and is back in the pokey.
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JudgeFudge
12/15/08

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Other parts of Scar-Jo that are mostly fabricated:

1. Her nose.
2. "Indie Cred"
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cuteasabutton
12/15/08

@JudgeFudge: HA!
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HistoricUpstart
12/15/08

@JudgeFudge: Also, her singing "talent."
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morninggloria
12/15/08

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That Cosmo writer must just be kicking herself right now. There goes her Pulitzer!
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tscheese
12/15/08

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Maybe Cosmo interviewed the Fake Airbrushed Zombie-Eyed Barbie-Skinned Bizarro ScarJo on that cover and not the actual human one who really looks very nice most of the time.

That would explain a lot, actually. Cosmo gets all its material from interviewing Scary Faux Barbie Zombies from Bizarro World.
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tell Dolly Parton again
12/15/08

@tscheese: Get this: I write for a movie publication, and regularly, once a month, we get an e-mail from a guy telling us that Scarlett Johansson is a clone made in Germany, and the real Scarlett's family wants the clone brought to justice.

Could it be true???
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
12/15/08

@tell Dolly Parton again: I want to write for your movie publication because my crazy letters are sad.
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Jack_Burton
12/15/08

@tscheese: Where's the outrage?

I'd sue the shit out of someone for fabricating an interview and representing it as factual.

Fact checkers - Heard of em?

When I was a Contrib. Editor, I had a press release attributed to my byline as a full review by the Managing Ed. - it went to press - and I told them if it happened again, they had 2 choices:

1. Get a lawyer

2. Print a retraction and get me a cashiers' check.

Libel with a side of fraud. I called the product vendor (who was also a new advertiser) and let them know that too.
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NefariousNewt
12/15/08

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I wish the Duchess of York much success in finding love. If I were not already married, I'd court her in a heartbeat.
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cuteasabutton
12/15/08

@NefariousNewt: I sort of have a soft spot for her. Out of all the royals, she is my favourite.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
12/15/08

@NefariousNewt: I however am totally single, and as soon as I figure out where that puts me in line to be King of England (in some sort of highly implausible King Ralph-esque scenario where everyone else gets taken out in one shot).
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NefariousNewt
12/15/08

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Early in his movie career, when he was breaking into the big time, I had a lot of respect for Will Smith. Now, I haven't a clue what's happened, but I just don't think much of him anymore. I'm sorry, but you have to be pretty pathetic not to know what was going on during the elction or even know it is over!!
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cuteasabutton
12/15/08

@NefariousNewt: I concur, I haven't had any love for him since Fresh Prince ended to be honest.
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Eeva
12/15/08

@NefariousNewt: I agree with what was said by some commenters on the Weekend Dirtbag: there's no way he was serious. I might take the quote at face value from Heidi and Spencer, but Will Smith isn't a total idiot. I presume he was exaggerating for comic effect; unfortunately, since braindead celebrities do exist, the joke doesn't come across when written down.
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heykoukla
12/15/08

@NefariousNewt: He went from a guy who was just having fun and making the most of his opportunities to getting caught up in the bullshit of the movie industry, and I find that sad. That quote of his from that story: "It's cool to have the goal of being the biggest movie star in the world..." Really? He, at some point, has had that ambition? Why wouldn't you just aim to be the greatest actor you can be, or choose the best roles?
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girlnamedblue
12/15/08

@NefariousNewt: It makes you wonder, did he even vote?
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BlondeGoddess
12/15/08

@NefariousNewt: Does this implicate he didn't vote either?
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gold_gato
12/15/08

@NefariousNewt: Agreed. Out of all the celeb bullshit in this morning's roundup, that was the most offensive.
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