Dear God, J-Lo-Hew. WHAT is on your FEET? Terrible. Terrible, awful, heinous, dreadful. Open-toed, slouch leather shooties? Why? Why would you do that? Is it for a ghost? Tell me it's for a ghost, okay? #newmoon
Leah, did your mama that bore you tell you to wear shoes two sizes too big? Because you should have thrown those out with your spring cleaning (awakening) #newmoon
@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I think celebrities often wear too-big shoes on the red carpet because they are sample shoes that are gifted by designers for that particular outfit.
Finally, a sample size that would fit some part of me! #newmoon
How has nobody mentioned Christian Serratos boobs? What are they made out of? Where does one get a pair like that. I don't remember if I liked her dress of not, because all I can do is see BOOBS. #newmoon
@jemandtheholograms: Looks like she was on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as Suzie Crabgrass before Twilight. This is what she looked like in Twilight: #newmoon
Noot Seear is what I wish Ra'mon's Sci Fi challenge dress was.
A friend of mine was telling me that she was going back up to our mutual childhood suburb to see Twilight this week(end?) but they will have to drive over an hour to another theatre because tickets had been sold out for two months there. I want to see this movie, but maybe I'll wait until I can pirate it offline. #newmoon
@lurkerbynature: Probably, but only if somebody was attacking her boobs. The chiffon down the middle is not protecting her heart at all. I guess aliens don't have hearts, or they're in different parts of their body. #newmoon
@sybann: I thought the sleeves were less reproachable than the awkward knee bow. It makes her knees look narrower and makes her hips look three times their width. #newmoon
@coreybear66: I don't mind highlighting curves - which a mermaid skirt does - but the sleeves just make her look matronly (which she is, but why look it?). #newmoon
Joan Jett and Kristen Stewart became close while working on the biopic hence why Joan Jett is here. By the way, I love Joan Jett. Her committment to all black clothes and being a badass throughout the years makes me happy inside. #newmoon
Ms. Meyer has looked much much better in other pics you have posted. I don't know if it is the makeup or the dress but I didn't even get as far as her dress before I said "eek, who is this mess". She looks wildly uncomfortable and the that shade of red lips is just all wrong on her skin tone.
Oh, and thank you for Taylor. Thank you :) #newmoon
I love Kristen Stewart's dress, but hate the hair. I just want to wash it and brush it and put it in a sleek ponytail. Anything!
Also, Robert Pattison only has one facial expression. Pick up the recent Vanity Fair and Entertainment Weekly (which came to my house the same day), it's practically the same photo. Seriously, it's eerie. And he's making the face here too! #newmoon
Kristin, Taylor, and Noot (don't know who she is but I like her name!) all get points for not wearing all-black. As for the rest, we get, it's Twilight, but you don't have to all wear black.
If I was there, I'd wear something covered in rainbow sequins (if only to spoil their fun). #newmoon
@JessickerFletcher: Do you watch South Park by any chance? There was an episode where the real goths get mad at all the kids who are pretending to be goths because of Twilight. It was pretty awesome at highlighting how I feel about people claiming they're goth because they love twilight. So I agree, rainbow sequins are very appropriate. Unless you are Dakota fanning, then that dress belong in my very ungoth closet ASAP. #newmoon
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Finally, a sample size that would fit some part of me! #newmoon
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@jemandtheholograms: Looks like she was on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as Suzie Crabgrass before Twilight. This is what she looked like in Twilight: #newmoon
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A friend of mine was telling me that she was going back up to our mutual childhood suburb to see Twilight this week(end?) but they will have to drive over an hour to another theatre because tickets had been sold out for two months there. I want to see this movie, but maybe I'll wait until I can pirate it offline. #newmoon
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That is one of my very, very few fashion pet peeves. #newmoon
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Oh, and thank you for Taylor. Thank you :) #newmoon
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Also, Robert Pattison only has one facial expression. Pick up the recent Vanity Fair and Entertainment Weekly (which came to my house the same day), it's practically the same photo. Seriously, it's eerie. And he's making the face here too! #newmoon
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If I was there, I'd wear something covered in rainbow sequins (if only to spoil their fun). #newmoon
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