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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    #15 I know "V" is not the best show it can be but was it really necessary to skin the visitors for couture? #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Dear God, J-Lo-Hew. WHAT is on your FEET? Terrible. Terrible, awful, heinous, dreadful. Open-toed, slouch leather shooties? Why? Why would you do that? Is it for a ghost? Tell me it's for a ghost, okay? #newmoon
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    How much do I love this poster: "Jackson tell Jasper I have a papercut 2" #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Stephanie Meyer - "What's a Grecian urn?" #newmoon
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Leah, did your mama that bore you tell you to wear shoes two sizes too big? Because you should have thrown those out with your spring cleaning (awakening) #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: If wearing shoes that are too big is a crime, Lea Michele is a guilty one. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @first man: She just didn't want to get left behind, but that really is the bitch of living, isn't it? #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I think celebrities often wear too-big shoes on the red carpet because they are sample shoes that are gifted by designers for that particular outfit.

    Finally, a sample size that would fit some part of me! #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: She should have taken the word of her body and tossed those shoes into her junk pile #newmoon
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/17/09

    @CrankyOldBroad: You can tell who knows their musicals around here. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    How has nobody mentioned Christian Serratos boobs? What are they made out of? Where does one get a pair like that. I don't remember if I liked her dress of not, because all I can do is see BOOBS. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @jemandtheholograms: I'm concerned about her, she's beginning to look a little porn-y. She's supposed to be the sweet friend. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @lucyjae: Is she in Twilight? What else has she been in? #newmoon
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    11/17/09


    @jemandtheholograms: Looks like she was on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as Suzie Crabgrass before Twilight. This is what she looked like in Twilight: #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Noot Seear is what I wish Ra'mon's Sci Fi challenge dress was.

    A friend of mine was telling me that she was going back up to our mutual childhood suburb to see Twilight this week(end?) but they will have to drive over an hour to another theatre because tickets had been sold out for two months there. I want to see this movie, but maybe I'll wait until I can pirate it offline. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @Snowbunny: I keep on looking at Noot Seear's dress and wondering if the snakeskin breastplate would stop a spear. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @lurkerbynature: Probably, but only if somebody was attacking her boobs. The chiffon down the middle is not protecting her heart at all. I guess aliens don't have hearts, or they're in different parts of their body. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Oh Leah Michele, get shoes that fit.

    That is one of my very, very few fashion pet peeves. #newmoon
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Sadie, I could kiss you on the mouth for the Donnie Darko reference. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @CurtCole: I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the Life-Line Card into my ANUS!!!! #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @toastandlove: Vote Dukakis. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @la.donna.pietra: You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch. #newmoon
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Stephanie Meyer's dress' sleeves wreck it; and that last girl is wearing a reptile. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @sybann: I thought the sleeves were less reproachable than the awkward knee bow. It makes her knees look narrower and makes her hips look three times their width. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @coreybear66: I don't mind highlighting curves - which a mermaid skirt does - but the sleeves just make her look matronly (which she is, but why look it?). #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @sybann: ...and it's busy. #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Joan Jett and Kristen Stewart became close while working on the biopic hence why Joan Jett is here. By the way, I love Joan Jett. Her committment to all black clothes and being a badass throughout the years makes me happy inside. #newmoon
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Ms. Meyer has looked much much better in other pics you have posted. I don't know if it is the makeup or the dress but I didn't even get as far as her dress before I said "eek, who is this mess". She looks wildly uncomfortable and the that shade of red lips is just all wrong on her skin tone.

    Oh, and thank you for Taylor. Thank you :) #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    posture.... #newmoon
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    Image of hfree hfree
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    I love Kristen Stewart's dress, but hate the hair. I just want to wash it and brush it and put it in a sleek ponytail. Anything!

    Also, Robert Pattison only has one facial expression. Pick up the recent Vanity Fair and Entertainment Weekly (which came to my house the same day), it's practically the same photo. Seriously, it's eerie. And he's making the face here too! #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @hfree: He is trying to perfect the male version of the Megan Fox sexyface. #newmoon
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    Kristin, Taylor, and Noot (don't know who she is but I like her name!) all get points for not wearing all-black. As for the rest, we get, it's Twilight, but you don't have to all wear black.

    If I was there, I'd wear something covered in rainbow sequins (if only to spoil their fun). #newmoon
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    11/17/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Do you watch South Park by any chance? There was an episode where the real goths get mad at all the kids who are pretending to be goths because of Twilight. It was pretty awesome at highlighting how I feel about people claiming they're goth because they love twilight. So I agree, rainbow sequins are very appropriate. Unless you are Dakota fanning, then that dress belong in my very ungoth closet ASAP. #newmoon
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/17/09

    @soykatrina: I love that they burned down the Hot Topic. To get rid of all the douchey vampires. Conformists. #newmoon
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