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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    oh khloe, what makes you entitled to any of lamar's money especially if you don't have kids. you leave with what you came with.
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    10/14/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: That is the only reason their impromtu wedding bothered me--he has two kids and needs to be more responsible. But maybe protecting his money is keeping it for them.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    Vincent Kartheiser, I hope we meet, because I would recognize you SO HARD. Um, who could forget your showstopping performance as Snake in All I Wanna Do?! Anyone who does is a FLAT CRITTER!!
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    10/14/09

    @Lolita Hazed: Oh my god! I totally forgot about that movie. Holy shit that was the best thing ever.

    Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    Oh noes, living out the rest of one's days in a Swiss villa... Excuse me while I look for my very tiny violin.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    At first when I saw the Kartheiser comment I was not at all surprised because that is so something his smarmy over-privileged ass would say and then I remembered he is not actually the character he plays on tv and got sad that a comment that he said today could have been said on Mad Men (minus telemundo). Progress fail.
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    10/14/09

    @futuremouse: Apparently Telemundo actually did exist in the 50's. Only in PR but still. You learn something new every day. Thanks wikipedia.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    If they wanted to test the paternity of Keanu's "love child" all they had to do was hand the tot a script and see if he could act.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    Dear Radar.com,

    Eek! "Eek out" [sic] isn't quite what you mean. It's "eke out."

    Signed,
    Pay All Your Copyeditors or They'll Mock You Online
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    10/14/09

    @SmaženýSýr: Yeah, thanks for noticing that! It made me crazy.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/15/09

    @willwriteforfood: It's a paraphrase of the original.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    Jon and Kate did a spectacular job of killing the golden goose. If they had managed to act like civilized adults throughout the divorce process they probably would still be making a boatload of cash from TLC. Instead, neither of them has a real job and they have 8 hungry mouths to feed.
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    10/14/09

    @staryberry: It's pretty much just Jon. He is the one who put an end to filming when they cut him out. Kate is still willing to do it. I'd imagine if she really wants to, she will go to court to clarify if they can film and how much.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    For a second there, I thought John Mayer was brilliant. I hate when the media acts like we should care what celeb thing of public policy.

    Then he had to get all douchey with the threat to sodomize the editor.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    I've never been bothered on the bus. Mad Men's not on Telemundo yet.

    Perhaps it's just poorly worded, but I hope this man realizes that not just Hispanic people ride the bus...
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    Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
    10/14/09

    @Too sad for a bacon joke: That was my first thought too, but I think I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't mean it that way.
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    10/14/09

    @Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Why do people who say dumbass crap like this always get the benefit of the doubt (gee, I wonder why)? He said it pretty clearly. I've been on LA buses before and all they have is the MTA tv station which is in English and Spanish. I just think he tried to make a joke and it didn't come out right. But what he said was pretty clear.
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    10/14/09

    @Evie Havok: I took it to mean that Bravo doesn't have the kind of veiwership that Telemundo has, that Bravo is kind of small potatos. Sort of like when Jon Stewart jokes that he has no audience since he is on basic cable. I could be wrong, too.
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    10/14/09

    @mommy_dearest: I took it the same way you did. Telemundo has huge viewing numbers. By far better than most cable networks. Maybe that's me giving him too much credit. I've never ridden the bus in LA, so I don't know anything about it. I just assumed it was short hand for "the place where I mix with people the most" like how actors in NYC always say they can still take the subway without being recognized.
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    10/15/09

    @Little Time Bomb: Actors are recognized on NYC subways, but there's an unspoken rule about not bothering them or something. Friends of mine have sat next to Steve Buscemi and Bebe Neuwirth.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    That John Mayer quote almost made me not despise him so much. Almost. Until joking about forcefully sodomizing someone. I get that sodomizing is an old-sounding word or something, but how are jokes like this ever funny? Like, am I just that removed from American society that there is an entire type of joke that I find gross that everyone else finds funny? Shut the fuck up, John Mayer. Rape jokes aren't funny.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    Ya know, John Mayer, I was really happy not liking you. I mean, we had a good thing going, right? Why do you insist on ruining it by saying such awesome things?
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    10/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: We should form a support group. I am totally off the Dislike Mayer Wagon.
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    10/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I know seriously. In the past little while I've gone from thinking he was a douche to thinking "Oh good, John Mayer said something recently!"

    I don't know if he's changed or every other celebrity has gotten lame.
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    10/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Wait, what? What part of a threat to "forcibly sodomize" (I mean, that's rape, right?) is awesome?
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    10/14/09

    @greeneyedfem: Yeah, that part wasn't so funny. While I don't necessarily agree with his "I'm fucking good at [guitar] statement," I'm definitely not comfortable with the rape insinuation. My feeling is that the remark was made off-hand and while he was flustered, but it still speaks to a certain culture.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    Where can we ordinary proles get ourselves Sterling Cooper bags?
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    Image of chicanafalsa chicanafalsa
    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    Vincent Kartheiser if I saw you on the bus I might kiss you.
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    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    how grand, he "would be willing".
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    10/14/09

    @Highsmith: Well, you know, now that it's convenient for him and everything.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November
    "Polanski's lawyer says he would be willing to stay under house arrest at his Swiss villa if released."

    The poor baby.
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