The Mel Gibson/Christian Bale Freakout Mashup
You knew this was coming: someone (a genius) decided to mash up Christian Bale's "We're fucking done, professionally" freakout from last year with Mel Gibson's more recent horrifying phone calls, and the result is nothing short of amazing. Video inside.
Two Memes, One Awesome Video: Christian Bale Vs. Tiger Woods
Yes, we're all sick of Tiger Woods' sad Nike commercial. And Christian Bale's crazy, profanity-filled rant is old news. Yet when you put the two together, it's internet magic in the best possible way. [Buzzfeed]
Amy Plans A Wedding; Taylor Has An Attitude
- Amy Winehouse is planning to re-marry Blake Fielder-Civil, whom this paper calls her "junkie ex."
A Gallery Of Extremely Handsome British Men
In perhaps her maddest act yet, Liz Jones asks, "Why does Britain have the ugliest men in the world?" Sure, no one likes a beer-drenched lout on lad's night, but as the following pix show, Britain also has the handsomest:
Mischa's A Mess On SVU Set; James Franco & Agyness Deyn Hit It Off
- Mischa Barton has been filming a guest spot as a hooker on Law & Order: SVU, and a source says her one scene took 10 hours.
Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas
There's some new stuff in the latest Entertainment Earth catalog. Plus: Free shipping on Christian Bale? Where do we sign?
Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
Director Mary Harron: "...one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy." [BlackBook]
Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
Advocacy Group Defeats "Octomom" In Court, Mark Wahlberg Worried About Christian Bale's Weight
A judge has ruled that Paul Petersen president of the child actor advocacy group, A Minor Consideration, can file a financial guardianship petition for Nadya Suleman's children, despite the fact that he's not directly related to the Suleman family. [Reuters]
Heidi & Spencer A "Nightmare"; Courtney Caught In Bed With What?
- Surprise, surprise: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says:
Robin & Sean Split For Third Time; Hailey Says Kate's "Going For The Sympathy Card"
- Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn due to "irreconcilable differences." They've already drawn up divorce papers twice before and announced their reconciliation in May.
SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]

