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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    "I totally relate to Tom Cruise. He's not crazy, it's just the litany of the mid-life crisis." - Bret Easton Ellis #tomcruise
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    Image of jenilane jenilane
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    He saw the madness within before it became clear to the rest of us. The boy can method act like nobody's business! #tomcruise
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    suck_it_monkeys promoted this comment jenilane was starred jenilane was unstarred
    Image of o-line o-line
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    I bet Tom Cruise can get a table at Dorsia. #tomcruise
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    Image of erinna erinna
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    Christian Bale did this role brilliantly, and knowing this was his inspiration is spot on!! I've always been a little creeped by the blank stare in Tom's eyes.

    Also- I still think the Craigslist killer read this book and was taking notes. #tomcruise
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    I swear my husband and I have pointed this likeness out before to each other! #tomcruise
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    redqueenmeg was starred redqueenmeg was unstarred
    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    An "intense friendliness" you say...
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    Edited by Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! at 10/21/09 2:04 PM Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was starred Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was unstarred
    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    10/21/09


    @Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: #tomcruise
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    FashionShowAtLunch promoted this comment Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was starred Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was unstarred
    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    Reason 1016 why I love Christian Bale: declaring that he was going to take Tom Cruise as the model for his characterization of a sociopath who makes a rather manic and exaggerated effort to convey feelings he really doesn't have.
    Beautiful.
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    suck_it_monkeys promoted this comment Edited by Casquivana at 10/21/09 2:01 PM Casquivana was starred Casquivana was unstarred
    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    10/21/09

    @Casquivana: YES. #tomcruise
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    Was out with friends, one of whom was being hit on by a guy who I swear to Jebus said "Don't just stare at it, eat it."
    Nice. You lose.
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    Edited by DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton at 10/21/09 1:47 PM DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of frankie22 frankie22
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    I wonder if ATMs say to Tom Cruise, "Feed me a stray cat." #tomcruise
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment frankie22 was starred frankie22 was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    Bale: You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set."

    Cruise: "Christian, Christian, you don't even--you're glib!"
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    Edited by CurtCole at 10/21/09 1:36 PM CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    10/21/09

    @CurtCole: This sounds like fan fiction. I assume you cut before they started making out. #tomcruise
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/21/09

    @Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Heaven's no, if I were writing fanfic Christian would saunter over to me and....eh, better not go there. #tomcruise
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

    And Katie forgot to buy milk again, damnit. #tomcruise
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    hortense promoted this comment otherginger was starred otherginger was unstarred
    Image of keldo keldo
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    What don't you fucking understand?? #tomcruise

    Edit: Sorry. That has minimal relevance but I love it so.
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    Edited by keldo at 10/21/09 1:43 PM keldo was starred keldo was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    But does Tom's business card have a watermark? #tomcruise
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    I often wonder how Tom Cruise got the reputation of being the ultimate leading man sweetheart. He always seemed like a bit of an odd duck to me. #tomcruise
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/21/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm on board the WTF Tom Cruise Express. I also never understood the appeal of Mel Gibson. #tomcruise
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/21/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm with you. He's handsome in the way a mannequin is handsome.

    However, I will cop to finding his acting very enjoyable to watch. At least, it was before the crazypants peeked from behind the mask. Now I look at him and all I see is "short man jumping on a couch." #tomcruise
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    whynotshesaid was starred whynotshesaid was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/21/09

    @morninggloria: I met Mel Gibson very briefly when he was shooting a movie near my parents' summer cottage. Unsurprisingly, he was a giant jerk. He was really nasty to the residents and acted like it was such a chore to even be around them (I'm not sure if I blame him knowing some of my parents' neighbors though, to be fair). As much as I dislike Cruise, I have a feeling he would have been at least civil to us ordinary folk.
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    Edited by Sputnik_Sweetheart at 10/21/09 2:06 PM Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/21/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Hasn't he been in a contentious legal battle with his neighbors in Conn? (gibson I mean) he just seems like such an all around fucking asshole.

    ETA: oh and, I have heard people who have had Cruise run-ins say he's actually pretty nice. so...I still think Tom is crazy pants but like, a nice crazy pants.
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    Edited by bluebears at 10/21/09 1:59 PM bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of tiredfairy tiredfairy
    10/21/09

    @morninggloria: Gibson became a star playing crazy, homicidal characters...and while I like to think most actors, are, you know, acting, some clearly aren't.

    Cruise is...yeah, I never got the appeal. And I never really thought he was particularly interesting as an actor until he did Tropic Thunder, because it was SO different. #tomcruise
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    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    10/21/09

    In reply to Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
    Between this movie and that canned-air-huffing episode of "Intervention", the song "Walking on Sunshine" has been RUINED for me! #tomcruise
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    slowpoke.r promoted this comment GreyEminence was starred GreyEminence was unstarred
    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    10/21/09

    @GreyEminence: A viewing of High Fidelity can fix that. #tomcruise
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