Optimist Christian Bale Hopes For a Black Moses in 'a Few Decades'
Hollywood continues to dismiss the whitewashing in Exodus: Gods and Kings, which is a film starring Christian Bale as Moses that opens this Friday. The questionable casting rightfully earned an automatic boycott from some moviegoers. Bale, who hardly cares, danced around the issue at the film's New York premiere.
Exodus Trailer Promises a Bunch of White People and Crushing Boredom
The big-budget Biblical epic renaissance continues with Ridley Scott's Exodus: Gods and Men. As you can see from this newly released trailer, the cast is still hella white, because Egypt is located somewhere along the border with France, right?
Madonna and Adele Will Team Up to Write Ballads for Old People
Put all your plans on hold and start rearranging your future schedule around the release of an entire album of "grown-up ballads" that Madonna will be writing and recording with help from a very special collaborator (and the Super Bowl co-performer of her dreams), Adele.
Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Mrs. Patmore
Over at Twerblyderp Palace, Kate Middleton is taking lessons in Italian cooking from her and Prince William's new housekeeper Antonella Fresolone, known for her "homemade bread" and "delicious pasta." Never forget that Kate's a Topshop-wearing commoner like the rest of us! But this is pretty legit, actually,…
Surprise! Diddy and Kate Upton Are Dating
Karma isn't real. Proof: Diddy created Danity Kane (never forget) and now he is being rewarded. He and Kate Upton have apparently been dating since late March, when the 20-year-old joined him in the VIP room of a club in Miami so they could smash their mouths together.
Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other Women'
"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her:
and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field
My Size Barbie and Ken Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds put on the My Wedding Dream Clothesâ„¢ that came in the box with them and stealthily got married on a plantation in South Carolina yesterday. Their friend
Bell Sleeves
Florence Welch was there to sing in honor of their love, and so—more importantly!—was Hollywood's…
Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims
For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes…
Melanie Griffith And Antonio Banderas Don't Do It Anymore, Might Divorce
After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a…
Anne Hathaway's Exquisite Breasts Distract from Her Bad Haircut at the Dark Knight Premiere
Anne Hathaway is dealing with the aftermath of shaving her head for her part in the upcoming Les Misérables quite well, considering that she said she was inconsolable after cutting her hair so short. But she modeled through the pain at last night's red carpet premiere of The Dark Knight Rises.
Lindsay Lohan’s Continued Drug Use Makes Her a Bad Actress, Says Daddy Dearest
He's been out of the limelight for some time but Michael Lohan has found a way to get his name back in the funnies – accusing his daughter of being hopped up on pills. Getting panned after her recent appearance on SNL, Daddy Dearest says the actress was riding high on some undisclosed prescription drugs. "'I have to…
Rumor: Britney Uses A Dance Double In New Video
- The video for Britney Spears' new single, "Hold It Against Me," should be premiering aaaaaaaany minute now.
Lindsay Lohan's Harasser Is A Familiar Shady Character
- Oh no. You know how someone is harassing and stalking Lindsay Lohan? The culprit might be none other than Sam Lutfi. Ugh.

