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Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other Women'

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her:

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field

My Size Barbie and Ken Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds put on the My Wedding Dream Clothes™ that came in the box with them and stealthily got married on a plantation in South Carolina yesterday. Their friend Bell Sleeves Florence Welch was there to sing in honor of their love, and so—more importantly!—was Hollywood's…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Continued Drug Use Makes Her a Bad Actress, Says Daddy Dearest

He's been out of the limelight for some time but Michael Lohan has found a way to get his name back in the funnies – accusing his daughter of being hopped up on pills. Getting panned after her recent appearance on SNL, Daddy Dearest says the actress was riding high on some undisclosed prescription drugs. "'I have to…