Vin Diesel Named His Daughter After Paul Walker, But With a Girl Name

When you cut a newborn's umbilical cord, what do you think of? (It's a rhetorical question, btw; I don't want kids but just think about it for a second.) » 3/23/15 8:30pm 3/23/15 8:30pm

Optimist Christian Bale Hopes For a Black Moses in 'a Few Decades'

Hollywood continues to dismiss the whitewashing in Exodus: Gods and Kings, which is a film starring Christian Bale as Moses that opens this Friday. The questionable casting rightfully earned an automatic boycott from some moviegoers. Bale, who hardly cares, danced around the issue at the film's New York premiere. » 12/08/14 4:30pm 12/08/14 4:30pm

Exodus Trailer Promises a Bunch of White People and Crushing Boredom

The big-budget Biblical epic renaissance continues with Ridley Scott's Exodus: Gods and Men. As you can see from this newly released trailer, the cast is still hella white, because Egypt is located somewhere along the border with France, right? » 10/01/14 5:10pm 10/01/14 5:10pm

Madonna and Adele Will Team Up to Write Ballads for Old People

Put all your plans on hold and start rearranging your future schedule around the release of an entire album of "grown-up ballads" that Madonna will be writing and recording with help from a very special collaborator (and the Super Bowl co-performer of her dreams), Adele. » 1/12/14 11:30am 1/12/14 11:30am

Christian Bale + Jennifer Lawrence + 70s Sleaze = American Hustle

Here's the groovy trailer for American Hustle, the new flick from David O. Russell, who wrote and directed Spanking the Monkey, my personal favorite Flirting With Disaster, Three Kings, The Fighter and Silver Linings Playbook. » 7/31/13 1:10pm 7/31/13 1:10pm

Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Mrs. Patmore

Over at Twerblyderp Palace, Kate Middleton is taking lessons in Italian cooking from her and Prince William's new housekeeper Antonella Fresolone, known for her "homemade bread" and "delicious pasta." Never forget that Kate's a Topshop-wearing commoner like the rest of us! But this is pretty legit, actually,… » 5/21/13 9:00am 5/21/13 9:00am

Surprise! Diddy and Kate Upton Are Dating

Karma isn't real. Proof: Diddy created Danity Kane (never forget) and now he is being rewarded. He and Kate Upton have apparently been dating since late March, when the 20-year-old joined him in the VIP room of a club in Miami so they could smash their mouths together. » 4/10/13 9:09am 4/10/13 9:09am

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field

My Size Barbie and Ken Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds put on the My Wedding Dream Clothes™ that came in the box with them and stealthily got married on a plantation in South Carolina yesterday. Their friend Bell Sleeves Florence Welch was there to sing in honor of their love, and so—more importantly!—was Hollywood's… » 9/10/12 9:00am 9/10/12 9:00am

Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims

For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes… » 7/24/12 8:00pm 7/24/12 8:00pm

Melanie Griffith And Antonio Banderas Don't Do It Anymore, Might Divorce

After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a… » 7/20/12 9:00am 7/20/12 9:00am

Anne Hathaway's Exquisite Breasts Distract from Her Bad Haircut at the …

Anne Hathaway is dealing with the aftermath of shaving her head for her part in the upcoming Les Misérables quite well, considering that she said she was inconsolable after cutting her hair so short. But she modeled through the pain at last night's red carpet premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. » 7/17/12 11:00am 7/17/12 11:00am

Lindsay Lohan’s Continued Drug Use Makes Her a Bad Actress, Says Daddy…

He's been out of the limelight for some time but Michael Lohan has found a way to get his name back in the funnies – accusing his daughter of being hopped up on pills. Getting panned after her recent appearance on SNL, Daddy Dearest says the actress was riding high on some undisclosed prescription drugs. "'I have to… » 5/30/12 9:00am 5/30/12 9:00am

A Treasury Of Celebrity Facial Expressions From The Globes

Between Christian Bale's turn as a slapstick Jesus, whatever the hell was going on with Helena Bonham Carter, and one celebrity's areola on display, there was a lot to take in during the subtle moments of last night's Golden Globes. » 1/17/11 5:07pm 1/17/11 5:07pm

Kanye West Has A Better Sense Of Humor Than Britney Spears

On Friday, Kanye poked fun at Spears by lampooning his infamous Taylor Swift-interrupting rant on Twitter. Britney Spears camp did not find that funny at all, no sir. Kanye later deleted the Tweet. WHY CAN'T WE LET KANYE BE GREAT? » 1/16/11 10:30am 1/16/11 10:30am