Jon Gosselin Is Waiting Tables and Living in a Cabin in the Forest

What...what is this strange sensation? A tingling in the extremities, a refracted brightness on the edge of sight, an ungraspable warmth bubbling up from the secret places of the earth...what wizardry is brewing inside me? Am I myself? Was I just...delighted by a Gosselin-related news story? WHAT NEW WORLD IS THIS? » 9/20/13 10:00am 9/20/13 10:00am