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    Belaboring The Point

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    Image of lavenderstain lavenderstain
    09/25/09

    In reply to Belaboring The Point
    Jane Mansfield offspring is just all sorts of awsome... I love her
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    09/25/09

    In reply to Belaboring The Point
    Detective Stabler, is that your special unit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/25/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Be sure to use a (police) shield when you victimize him.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    09/25/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Last night he told me I had the right to remain silent last night, but I just couldn't contain myself.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/25/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Will he hold it against you, in a court of law?
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    09/25/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Hey, those handcuffs are there for a reason. Although the SWAT team joining in was a bit much.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    09/25/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Everything you say can and will be used against you in the bedroom.
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    Image of yet i yet i
    09/25/09

    In reply to Belaboring The Point
    this picture just reminds me how much the premiere sucked.

    SVU, i think you and i are through.
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    Ramseylicious promoted this comment yet i was starred yet i was unstarred
    Image of QuicheLorraine QuicheLorraine
    09/25/09

    @emilielaine: I swore I would quit SVU after the ridonculous season finale, and I have to admit I paused the season premiere about a quarter of the way through and wandered off. It was obvious who dunnit.

    Why do Law & Order shows bother casting celebrities at all? If Jon Hamm or Tyler Perry or Madonna shows up five minutes into an episode of SVU, they're obviously the perp, not some random walk-on!
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    Ramseylicious promoted this comment QuicheLorraine was starred QuicheLorraine was unstarred
    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    09/25/09

    @emilielaine:
    Whhhhattt??? Why did you hate it? It broke my God damn heart and made me want to curl up into a ball and quit life that day...but I loved it.
     Reply
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    09/25/09

    @QuicheLorraine:
    I'm confused. Wentworth wasn't the perp. Well, not the rapist.
     Reply
    Ramseylicious was starred Ramseylicious was unstarred
    Image of yet i yet i
    09/25/09

    @Ramseylicious: i watched about half of it and fell asleep. so maybe i am being a little harsh on ol' SVU.
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    yet i was starred yet i was unstarred
    Image of QuicheLorraine QuicheLorraine
    09/25/09

    @Ramseylicious: Whoooa! That's actually surprising. I guess I should go watch the rest then!
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    09/25/09

    @QuicheLorraine:
    Yes! Watch it! I'm with you though on the celebs making appearances, but I am looking forward to Eric McCormack next week.
     Reply
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    09/25/09

    In reply to Belaboring The Point
    Why am I never able to stumble upon a taping of Law and Order?!
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    09/25/09

    In reply to Belaboring The Point
    No, it's his week to take the case personally.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    09/25/09

    @hatepaperdoll: brilliant.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/25/09

    In reply to Belaboring The Point
    Pull my finger.
     Reply
    futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/25/09

    In reply to Belaboring The Point
    This image is the stuff my wet dreams are made of.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/25/09

    In reply to Belaboring The Point
    "He was the last one at the coffee urn, not me..."
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    Image of topsy topsy
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
    I find this morning's Dirt Bag very interesting for the inclusion of both Kiefer Sutherland and Chris Brown. Once again there is condemnation of Brown's actions. Understandable since attacking a woman is a horrible crime. But what about Mr. Sutherland? He is a convicted drunk driver who violently attacked an innocent stranger while he was on probation. Yet he gets a desk ticket and is free to travel. And that seems to be okay. No calls for a boycott. No prayers that he be assaulted himself. No comments on his childhood. So where's the outrage? Why is this situation different? Just asking.
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    Image of Shotrock Shotrock
    05/07/09

    @topsy: 60/40. 60% racism and 40% he didn't hit a woman, so women aren't as pissed (i.e. any more than if it were a bar brawl).


    I have a feeling California may throw the book at him though, for parole violation. We'll see.

     Reply
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    Image of topsy topsy
    05/07/09

    @Shotrock: Oh God bless you. Finally somebody has told it like it is.
     Reply
    topsy was starred topsy was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
    Yea, when I read that Reese Witherspoon part, I thought briefly that maybe you meant John "You Have To Coordinate" Witherspoon, the dad from Friday.
     Reply
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
    Oh man, even the 'Options' button didn't work Oprah?
     Reply
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
    Chris you might not want to see it but.... you are probably the minority. I mean.... honestly. the only reason that they're not doing it now is because it would be the last big bombshell the show has left.
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    Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was starred Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was unstarred
    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
    Oh Martin Sheen, it's ridiculous, but I would vote for you in a hot minute.
     Reply
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
    A person who is conscientious about the trail he leaves behind him.


    thank you, renee. i'm glad i'm not the only one.

     Reply
    rednrowdy was starred rednrowdy was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
    James McAvoy, Elizabeth Banks, Laura Linney and Anna Friel will star in The Details, a flick about a a couple who discover an infestation of raccoons in their back yard.


    I am excited, because I <3 James McAvoy, but confused, because this seems like it might be a movie comprised of the parts of Caddyshack with the Gopher and Bill Murray (which was awesome, but I don't think would work for 2 hours).


    Damn you and your sexy ways, McAvoy!

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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/07/09

    @lilbobbytables:

    want.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/07/09

    @AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: yeah, I need the preview function back. damnit.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    05/07/09

    @AtomiClash is a ball-cutting cybersuccubus: Is it set in Toronto? Because apparently Toronto has the highest per capita raccoon presence, and anyone who lives there can attest to this.
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