Chris Pratt Says He's a 'Very Much Naked Person,' Used to Be a Stripper

OhgodIloveChrisPrattsomuch. Chris Praaaaaaaaaaatt!! Chris Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Today in IloveChrisPratt, Chris Pratt reveals that he's always "a very much naked person," and kind of maybe worked as a stripper when he was 18. He wasn't very good at the dancing part, but he had the naked part DOWN. » 11/06/13 8:00pm 11/06/13 8:00pm

If You Haven't Seen Chris Pratt's New Space-Cop Abs, Happy Birthday

I don't know what's wrong with me (love, maybe? I guess?), but at some point in the fairly recent past I lost the ability to have celebrity crushes. I just can't remember the point of having a crush on someone you don't know, you know? How does that even work? I'm never even going to meet that person! Why would I want… » 7/08/13 8:45pm 7/08/13 8:45pm

Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow

Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest. As in, … » 5/20/13 9:00am 5/20/13 9:00am

Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'

Frank Ocean has temporarily lost his driver's license and may be charged with marijuana possession after he was pulled over on New Year's Eve for speeding on an Eastern Sierra Nevada highway and a small bag of weed was discovered in his car. Ocean's representative didn't give a statement, but he did: » 1/04/13 9:00am 1/04/13 9:00am

Taylor Swift Tries to Convince You She's a Badass Rocker in New Video

» 12/14/12 9:00am 12/14/12 9:00am

America's golden daughter Taylor Swift, who turned 23 yesterday, is growing up and wants to prove it. Subsequently, she copped some rocker shit (stringy pink-tipped wig! Taylor Momsen eye makeup!) for the brand-new "I Knew You Were Trouble" video, which features some bubblegum Sid and Nancyish antics opposite the guy… » 12/14/12 9:00am 12/14/12 9:00am

Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

» 12/12/12 9:00am 12/12/12 9:00am

A pervy upskirt shot of underwearless Anne Hathaway getting out of a limo at a New York premiere of Les Miserables has been making the rounds on that beautiful formless mass of the collective human id that we call the Interwebz. This morning on the TODAY show, she responded eloquently to host/human toejam Matt Lauer » 12/12/12 9:00am 12/12/12 9:00am

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt Are Expecting a Real-Life Human Baby

They seem like a pretty awesome couple and are now set to become equally great parents because Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are expecting their first child. Her rep spilled to relative truth bible People so we know it's legit, but we're waiting for them to talk about it personally because they always bring the laffs. One … » 5/10/12 9:00am 5/10/12 9:00am

Andy Dwyer Goes To College, Takes A Course In Women's Studies

In last night's episode of Parks And Recreation, Pawnee's resident simpleton decided to kickstart his career and sample a few courses at the local community college. At April's suggestion, Andy tried an introductory guitar class, but decided it was boring, since he's already a achieved success with his band, Mouse… » 11/18/11 3:20pm 11/18/11 3:20pm