Does Coldplay's New 'Magic' Video Show Signs of Conscious Uncoupling?

Chris Martin and his Coldplay gang released their new video for a song called "Magic" today, and it seems like perfect timing. With all of Martin and soon-to-be ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow's conscious uncoupling and how celebrity divorce these days means taking a final beach vacation together — presumably to politely discuss … » 4/07/14 4:30pm 4/07/14 4:30pm

Kaley Cuoco Ruined a Perfectly Good Outfit for the Children

It's that time of the year again, when celebrities gather to show the kids they care by partaking in the oldest gag joke children's television has to offer: getting coated in green slime for Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards. (SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THAT STUFF MADE OF!? IS IT EVEN SAFE!?) This year, Mark Wahlberg,… » 3/30/14 11:30am 3/30/14 11:30am

A Chris Martin/Alexa Chung Romance Rumored to Be Behind the Goop Split

Huzzah! We have now entered the wild speculation phase of the celebrity conscious uncoupling jamboree! Chris Martin was spotted (actually, let's go with CAUGHT!!!) getting a "late-night milkshake" with model Alexa Chung at Glastonbury, um, last June. The pair was reportedly "chilling and having a good time." » 3/27/14 8:00pm 3/27/14 8:00pm

Consciously Uncoupled Gwyneth Is Now Consciously Quitting Acting

Following her announcement that she and Chris Martin are ending their decade-long marriage (that shit's hard, so all my sympathy and best of luck), Gwyneth Paltrow has also declared that she's going to take a break from acting. TBH, my first response to that was...what acting? She's not exactly doing five films a year, … » 3/26/14 8:20pm 3/26/14 8:20pm

Meditating on Gwyneth's Goopy Split: Stars Are No Better Than Us

Yesterday marked the first time I've been genuinely interested in Gwyneth Paltrow in years. From the look of Paltrow's lifestyle blog, which experienced such heavy traffic from gawking celebrity watchers that it crashed after she announced her divorce from Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, I was far from the only one;… » 3/26/14 12:40pm 3/26/14 12:40pm

OMG: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Have Separated

In news that literally made me gasp so loudly multiple people just stared at me in wonder, actress Gwyneth Paltrow has posted on GOOP that she and her husband Chris Martin of the popular band Coldplay have separated. » 3/25/14 5:58pm 3/25/14 5:58pm

Vanity Fair May Discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's Extramarital Gooping

A new sodium-laced report about the GOOP-y bombshell Vanity Fair is about to drop in its Gwyneth Paltrow cover story next month may have the answer as to why the actress has been feuding with the magazine and warning her friends to decline requests for quotes or comments about the story: the writer for the piece is… » 10/19/13 11:15am 10/19/13 11:15am

Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not Returning to Two and a Half Men

It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?), Angus … » 4/27/13 11:30am 4/27/13 11:30am

Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court

I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an… » 3/18/13 9:00am 3/18/13 9:00am

Taylor Swift Beatboxed And It Was Uncomfortable

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Oh. Taylor Swift. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. I love your unbridled enthusiasm 99.9% of the time. And a few lines of "Mean" all in the spirit of Fun while you spit a beat in the background sounds OK, in theory. But I'm only human, and when you beatboxed with LL Cool J at last night's Grammy nominee concert—specifically,… » 12/06/12 9:00am 12/06/12 9:00am

Katy Perry's Peppermint Bra Spins Gently Into That Good Night

Say good night, Gracie, to Katy Perry's spinning peppermint bra, which has been deemed a liability by her tour insurers. The ban was inspired by a recent wardrobe malfunction, admitted Perry: "My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I'm forced to just go with… » 7/12/12 9:00am 7/12/12 9:00am

Odd Future's Frank Ocean Reveals His First Love Was A Man

In December of 2011, when Frank Ocean, R&B singer and member of hip-hop collective Odd Future, was on a plane from New Orleans to L.A. he wrote a document in text-edit that he has now published on his tumblr which reveals him to be bisexual. The summer that Ocean was 19, he fell in love with his closest friend, a boy of … » 7/04/12 11:00am 7/04/12 11:00am