After her lil' detour at an electronics store, Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab. Two minutes later, she checked out and derped away quickly, chanting: "I'm not going to rehab. I'm not going to rehab. Take me back to the airport."
Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not Returning to Two and a Half Men
It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?),…
Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court
I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an…
Taylor Swift Beatboxed And It Was Uncomfortable
Oh. Taylor Swift. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. I love your unbridled enthusiasm 99.9% of the time. And a few lines of "Mean" all in the spirit of Fun while you spit a beat in the background sounds OK, in theory. But I'm only human, and when you beatboxed with LL Cool J at last night's Grammy nominee concert—specifically,…
Cameron Diaz Totally Cockblocks Chris Martin, Lucky Him
No Chris Martins Allowed! Poor Chris Martin! Not only does he have to live with Paltrow, he has to go places with her, too. It's just not a relationship I'd be comfortable with.
Katy Perry's Peppermint Bra Spins Gently Into That Good Night
Say good night, Gracie, to Katy Perry's spinning peppermint bra, which has been deemed a liability by her tour insurers. The ban was inspired by a recent wardrobe malfunction, admitted Perry: "My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I'm forced to just go with…
Odd Future's Frank Ocean Reveals His First Love Was A Man
In December of 2011, when Frank Ocean, R&B singer and member of hip-hop collective Odd Future, was on a plane from New Orleans to L.A. he wrote a document in text-edit that he has now published on his tumblr which reveals him to be bisexual. The summer that Ocean was 19, he fell in love with his closest friend, a boy of …
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Hire You!
Provided you can speak — and teach — ancient Greek, Latin, French and Spanish, that is. You must also be able to play two instruments, and it would help if you are "sporty." In exchange for your services, you will receive a salary of $98,000 a year, for two to four hours of work a day, on location at the Paltrow-Martin…
