After her lil' detour at an electronics store, Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab. Two minutes later, she checked out and derped away quickly, chanting: "I'm not going to rehab. I'm not going to rehab. Take me back to the airport."

Amanda Bynes makes a pretty bad case for herself when she tells In Touch that she isn't mentally ill. Her hatred of Ugly People, especially Ugly Writers, has also become increasingly extreme.