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    Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    ...isn't a Skinny Bitch a Diet Coke and vodka?
    [www.ehow.com]
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    I don't think I buy that Posh was icy and wooden. Did anyone see her special on NBC (I think) when she and Becks and the kids first moved to LA? She was hilarious and charming.
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    08/10/09

    @audioblitz13: Whenever someone's surprised to hear that I adore her so much, I tell them to find that special online. HILARIOUS.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    "I love it when they call me big poppa. Throw your hands in the air, if you're a true player."
    Does that song pop into anyone's head when Kim talks about Big Poppa? lol
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    Image of vivianthelibrarian vivianthelibrarian
    08/10/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: Every. Single. Time. For reals.
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    Image of MsKatherineSpeaks MsKatherineSpeaks
    08/10/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: That's the song that plays on my cell phone every time my 10-years-older-than-me boyfriend calls.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    if I ran into you, Amy Adams, I would not give you the stink eye. I would burst into song.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    dear heidi klum,
    i think chloe dao would beg to differ with you. she had her own store before project runway and guess what! she still has own store and sells her clothing online and on hsn. i think that's pretty successful.
    make it work,
    rednrowdy
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    Image of MsMerlin MsMerlin
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    Lady Gaga's PETA ad: "I'd rather go fake stuffed dead frog than fur."
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    Image of metalkate metalkate
    08/10/09

    @MsMerlin: i was confused about the item. isn't her video full of people in leather? what's the difference? fur animals are cuter than cows and things?
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    08/10/09

    @metalkate: I think it's usually PVC.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    Icy and wooden aside, I think Victoria Beckham is a secret genius who's playing us all. I read a fascinating book about the Spice Girls (shut up) and the author intimated as much -- that she has nailed down the ditzy and bitchy act, and it was as much a part of her act as Sporty running around in sweats or Scary's "Raaaaah!" Supposedly she read the script for Spiceworld and asked the writers if she was basically going to be the butt of the joke for the entire movie, and when they were like, "Um . . . yeah," she just shrugged it off and said "So long as I know!"

    I think she's awesome.
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    08/10/09

    @Yahtzii: I thought she came across very well when she guest judged on Project Runway.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    08/10/09

    @Yahtzii: Have you seen her clips from the Ali G show? She's not stupid, and she's a very good sport.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    Long Island City is in Queens. Which is still technically on Long Island but nobody would call it that.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    08/10/09

    @cmd: For reals.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/10/09

    @cmd: Right? (Incidentally, Dominie's Hoek was one of my favorite places when I lived in LIC as it was right down the street. Now I'm sad that I never saw sparkly vampires :-()
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    This morning at 6 AM, Yahtzii was spotted without her wedding ring at the gym. Could the missing rock mean that this twosome is on the rocks?

    Jenna Fischer is smart. I never knew why the presence of a ring automatically signifies a happy or unhappy marriage. Sometimes you just want your hands free, you know?
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    Image of brattlesnake brattlesnake
    08/10/09

    @Yahtzii: or you have pregnant hot dog fingers and don't particularly want to have your rings cut off, so you don't wear them, and then colleagues who barely know you stare at your big belly and ask, "How's your husband?" with concern and pity on their face. Seriously, sometimes you just don't want to wear the ring.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    08/10/09

    @Yahtzii: Or maybe you just don't like wearing rings. My parents have been happily married for thirty years and I've never seen them wear their wedding rings.
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    Image of alouette alouette
    08/10/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: I'm sort of apprehensive about wedding rings, because I can't even take care of the rings I have now that are worth much much less. I constantly take them off, play with them, put them on other fingers, leave them on counters. Sounds like a recipe for losing things.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    Victoria Beckham needs a new makeup artist. Her face always looks like an oil tanker just sank in front of her.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    I have not yet seen the William Shatner ode to Sarah Palin because NBC hates Canadians, but I will say that his cover of Pulp's "Common People" is the shit.
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    At the link: Michael Jackson underwent chemical castration using "a powerful drug given to sex offenders." The drug? Depo Provera. You know, the birth control injection.
    I don't want to start another "hormonal birth control is evil" vs. "birth control pills saved my life and created the women's movement" conversation, but I have to say that THAT freaked me out a little.
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    Image of schweppes schweppes
    08/10/09

    @Breamworthy: But you do realize that men & women have very different hormonal balances, ESPECIALLY when it comes to those that deal with our reproductive systems. Like, it makes logical sense that what is healthy for a lady's ovaries is positively devastating for man's.
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    08/10/09

    @schweppes: Yeah. It's more that fact that when it's given to sex offenders it's "a powerful drug" but when a woman is having serious health problems as a result of taking it, doctors are like "What, this little thing?" How come they're only willing to admit that it's a powerful drug when it's given to a man?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger

    I'm sure that it's just me, but every time I hear Kim talk about Big Poppa, I picture Barbapapa
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    08/10/09

    @BabyJane: I don't, but I wish I did - it seems like fun!
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    08/10/09

    @alouette: It is!
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    08/10/09

    @BabyJane: It's not just you.
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    Well, Nancy Grace, good for you. All you had was a curling iron. Everyone give a round of applause for Nancy for going from annoying, bat-shit crazy working class American to annoying bat-shit crazy cables news McScreamyface.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/10/09

    @AmericanSplendor: Correction, all she had was a curling iron and a murdered fiance to exploit.
    [www.dailykos.com]
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/10/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: For some reason, the link isn't working:
    [www.dailykos.com]
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/10/09

    @AmericanSplendor: Never underestimate a girl with a curling iron and a big dream!

    I think I'm going to embroider that on a pillow.
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    Image of Vivi21 Vivi21
    08/10/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
    Ok, normally I'm not a big fan of Ashlee Simpson, but here I would like to thank her for not insulting our intelligence and yapping about how she lost the weight by running around after her kid.
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment Vivi21 was starred Vivi21 was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/10/09

    @Vivi21: I agree wholeheartedly. She is admitting that losing the baby weight was a combination of good genes, luck and intense workouts, rather than saying she abstained from cheeseburgers and the weight magically melted away.
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