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Eeva
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
At least it's a change from the usual opening paragraph of profiles of female celebrities - y'know,

"The first thing I notice about Whosit Hollywoodstar is how much tiny she really is. Curled up in the corner of a sofa - which looks abnormally giant in comparison - she is both small and perfectly formed. Her eyes seem huge..." etcetera, ad nauseum.
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rednrowdy
11/12/08

@Eeva: that usual opening paragraph is written so often because it is true.
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Eeva
11/12/08

@rednrowdy: I know, but it's never "...and it makes her look ill." or "and she's a lettuce leaf away from being a fake-tanned skeleton" - it's usually how luminous she looks.

@nescafe: Heh. "Her face is not actually the size of a wall. Who knew?"
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cuteasabutton
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
He is so not Money baby! (Actually I'd still hit that)
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CreoleSugar
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Jessica, thank you for making me laugh. That Mothra line is priceless.
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Samanthrax
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Ah please... it's probably one Angelina's 6 or so nannys that's waking up with the kids at 3am. Enough'a that bulljive.
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Samanthrax
11/13/08

@Samanthrax: Test.
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pandorasmittens
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
"great golden acreage…too much to ignore"

Such an eloquent expression of love. I feel like launching into, "shall I compare thee to a summer's day?...sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines, and oft' is his gold complexion dimmed"
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bluebears
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Am I alone in never finding Vince Vaughn hot to begin with?
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pandorasmittens
11/12/08

@bluebears: No, you are not. But then again, I admitted in another thread that I have a crush on John Noble, so my opinion may not count.
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Vivi21
11/12/08

@bluebears: No, I think he's a slob.
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bluebears
11/12/08

@Vivi21: yes! he always looks like he smells.

@pandorasmittens: who is this John Noble?
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rollergirl76
11/12/08

@bluebears: Not even in Swingers?
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/12/08

@bluebears: I never like him at the beginning of a movie, or in between movies, but somehow over the course of Wedding Crashers and the Break Up he won me over. It only lasts for about a week or so post-movie though.
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pandorasmittens
11/12/08

@bluebears: You may remember him in his stunning turn as Denethor, Steward of Gondor in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
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aubonpam
11/12/08

@bluebears: No. He makes me feel gross in a way that no one else can, I don't even know why.
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SisterMaryMartha
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Okay, Angie. I have reached my full measure of shit I can take from you.
Shut up.
Why don't you settle down in ONE PLACE so those children can NOT SUFFER from jet-lag and constantly being shuttled around to new schools and locales.
The most selfish thing you can do, when you have kids- is to constantly uproot them at whim, not because you have a serious job that forces you to. Shit, even military families get at least 2 years in each place. You give those kids 2 weeks, 2 months, a weekend?

GO.AWAY.
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DoNotStalk loves Jason Bateman
11/12/08

@SisterMaryMartha: You gave her years longer than I did. I got tired of her when she was kissing her brother and fucking BBT in a limo.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
11/12/08

@DoNotStalk: All of that is why I'm not impressed by this earth mother act now.
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pandorasmittens
11/12/08

@SisterMaryMartha: Word to your mother.

I can't pinpoint why, but I've always felt that there was some intrinsically selfish motivation for the continuous children, the moving, etc. with that bunch. Perhaps I'm just a pre menopausal jealous bitch, but it seriously rubs me the wrong way.
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pandorasmittens
11/12/08

@TheFormerJuneBronson: What worries me is, what happens to those kids when the earth mother phase piddles out, just like the blood vial wearing?

I don't want to downplay her charitable works, but this "transformation" more than likely will not last forever.
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Never_Nude
11/12/08

@pandorasmittens: To be fair, she does still like knifeplay. So maybe the earth mother phase has some legs to it, for their sakes.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/12/08

@SisterMaryMartha: I understand the attractions of France, but if you must constantly commute to the United States and you have young children, maybe it is best to either leave them at home with their father, or temporarily relocate somewhere closer? It doesn't seem very fair to a young family to keep them on the move like that...
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Vivi21
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Dear Angelina,

I could give a rat's ass about your perfect life with Brad and your five gazillion children, so please stfu. Thanks.

Love,

Me
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/12/08

@Vivi21: Ha, good luck with that! Magazines aren't going to quit bugging them until Vivi and Knox are well into their twenties!
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
"Great golden acreage" makes him sound like a field of wheat. Very bizarre.
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boxingoctopus should be dissertating
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Do you mean "largesse" as in generosity or "largeness"? Confusion. I haz it.
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Hamsterpants
11/12/08

@boxingoctopus should sleep while the baby sleeps: I didn't get it either - I was all, what, he tips well? He showered the interviewer with coinage as he swept by in his solid gold carriage drawn by four pure white horses? What?
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Hamsterpants
11/12/08

@boxingoctopus should sleep while the baby sleeps: Ha, they corrected it - it was largeness. So are we talking Vince Gallo largeness?
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Jessica
11/12/08

@boxingoctopus should sleep while the baby sleeps: I meant largeness. Typo, I did it.
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Jessica
11/12/08

@boxingoctopus should sleep while the baby sleeps: I meant largeness.
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tscheese
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Gee, this really makes the Jolie/Pitts seem more approachable and relatable. I feel like I have all kinds of things in common with them now. My life is changed.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/12/08

@tscheese: I read a story wherein she admitted eating. Just like me!
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Understater
11/12/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes:
She probaly farts, too!
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morninggloria
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
I heard that Vince Vaughn can't fit into buildings constructed before 1940, which is why he can never be President.
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rollergirl76
11/12/08

@morninggloria: I heard tiny villagers had to tie him down with thread to keep him from stomping them to death.
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Hamsterpants
11/12/08

@rollergirl76: I heard he had just gotten the part of the Jolly Green Giant in the new biopic, "How Green Was My Valley".
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Hamsterpants
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Horse farm or dude ranch, for sure. They don't do RV parks in the Santa Ynez valley. Wayyyyy too prole for them.
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rednrowdy
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
well no duh, angelina. if you get jet lag while country-hopping with your kids in tow, then your kids will get jet lag. gah. surprise of the century there.

as much as i'm sure that vince vaughn is probably a real a-hole in real life, i would be all over his great golden acreage if given even the slimmest chance or hope of a chance or even a thinkin'-about-maybe of a chance.
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kelsium
11/12/08

@rednrowdy: I will fight you for him. But I agree that he is probably an asshat.
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NefariousNewt
11/12/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Note to Sycamore Valley Ranch Company LLC: wanna make some dough? Charge people $20 for a chance to go in and trash the place... you'll have lines miles down the road. I'll plunk down my $20.
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