Reminder: In the Heart of the Sea Is a Movie About Chris Hemsworth Eating Human Flesh

After seeing the trailer for In the Heart of the Sea several times over the past few weeks, I thought I knew what it was about: Chris Hemsworth, a whaler, goes whaling with his whaler friends, gets attacked by an enormous sperm whale who refuses to be whaled, hops in a tiny boat with the other surviving whalers, and… »Monday 6:20pm11/23/15 6:20pm


According to Jennifer Lawrence, Liam and Chris Hemsworth are Disgusting, Scab-Eating Animals

Jennifer Lawrence took her signature charm to Conan O’Brien last night and gave the world a bit of insight about the Hemsworth brothers. According to Lawrence, Thor and company are the “craziest family I’ve been around in my life. The way that they communicate is so physical and crazy.” She described the interactions… »Saturday 10:37am11/21/15 10:37am

Whoopi Goldberg Wasn't Sure What Viola Davis Was Getting at With Her Moving Emmy Speech

On September 20, How to Get Away with Murder’s Viola Davis became the first woman of color in herstory to win an Emmy for Outstanding Actress in a Drama. “Let me tell you something: The only thing that separates women of color from anyone else is opportunity,” she said in her impassioned acceptance speech. “You cannot… »10/13/15 8:00pm10/13/15 8:00pm

Chris Hemsworth Is So Big He Dwarfs Normal-Sized Penises

Chris Hemsworth, Australian hamburger, has a cameo in the new Vacation reboot as Leslie Mann’s nearly-naked, ultra-well-endowed husband. According to the movie’s writer-directors John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, the process of equipping Hemsworth with his giant movie shlong was vaguely traumatizing. »7/30/15 9:30pm7/30/15 9:30pm

Chris Hemsworth Added to 'Ghostbusters' Reboot as Receptionist

It’s been awhile since we’ve heard anything new about the highly-anticipated, all-female Ghostbusters reboot. Thankfully, Paul Feig has decided to throw us a bone. The director revealed the film’s newest cast member on Twitter, and it is Chris Hemsworth. The Australian actor, best known for his role as Thor in the… »6/10/15 11:00pm6/10/15 11:00pm

Did Katy Perry's Halftime Show Include a Subtle Taylor Swift Diss?

It's long been rumored that Katy Perry was going to devote a portion of her Super Bowl half-time show to throwing down the ultimate mega-dis against Taylor Swift and, boy, did she ever deliver. During last night's sports ball match, Perry came at Swift with an insult so subtle, so well crafted and so imperceptible… »2/02/15 10:30am2/02/15 10:30am

Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes

Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old… »9/20/13 9:00am9/20/13 9:00am

Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister

Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman. »8/10/13 11:30am8/10/13 11:30am

Sexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up

After three years of dating, Vampire Diaries' onscreen and real-life couple Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. But TV's low-key equivalent of K-Stew and R-Patz will stay civil on the show because — quoth a source — they're "consummate professionals," and "will continue to work together and remain best… »5/09/13 9:00am5/09/13 9:00am