Chris Hemsworth Is a Feminist, Thank Fucking God
Chris Hemsworth, professional handsome man and star of two upcoming big-budget movies with female leads (Huntsmen: We Don’t Know What This Movie Either and Ghostbusters: They’re Womyn This Time), has publicly declared that he is, in fact, a feminist. And thank fucking god, because the last thing I needed on a Thursday…
On SNL, Chris Hemsworth Asks 'Am I Still a Hunk?' and Will Ferrell Reprises George W. Bush
Less than a year after his first time hosting, Chris Hemsworth returned to Saturday Night Live for what was another uneven episode. In his monologue, Hemsworth joked about his family’s reputation for roughhousing, stealing a phone out of Kate McKinnon’s hand and hanging up on Hillary Clinton. Though Vanessa Bayer and…
Reminder: In the Heart of the Sea Is a Movie About Chris Hemsworth Eating Human Flesh
After seeing the trailer for In the Heart of the Sea several times over the past few weeks, I thought I knew what it was about: Chris Hemsworth, a whaler, goes whaling with his whaler friends, gets attacked by an enormous sperm whale who refuses to be whaled, hops in a tiny boat with the other surviving whalers, and…
According to Jennifer Lawrence, Liam and Chris Hemsworth are Disgusting, Scab-Eating Animals
Jennifer Lawrence took her signature charm to Conan O’Brien last night and gave the world a bit of insight about the Hemsworth brothers. According to Lawrence, Thor and company are the “craziest family I’ve been around in my life. The way that they communicate is so physical and crazy.” She described the interactions…
Retired Father of Four Declared Sexiest Man Alive
People has rudely bypassed all of Jezebel’s picks for Sexiest Man Alive—even “shirtless Poldark star” and Jason Momoa—and anointed Mr. Posh Spice himself, retired soccer star David Beckham. Sure, fine!
Whoopi Goldberg Wasn't Sure What Viola Davis Was Getting at With Her Moving Emmy Speech
On September 20, How to Get Away with Murder’s Viola Davis became the first woman of color in herstory to win an Emmy for Outstanding Actress in a Drama. “Let me tell you something: The only thing that separates women of color from anyone else is opportunity,” she said in her impassioned acceptance speech. “You cannot…
Chris Hemsworth Is So Big He Dwarfs Normal-Sized Penises
Chris Hemsworth, Australian hamburger, has a cameo in the new Vacation reboot as Leslie Mann’s nearly-naked, ultra-well-endowed husband. According to the movie’s writer-directors John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, the process of equipping Hemsworth with his giant movie shlong was vaguely traumatizing.
Chris Hemsworth Added to 'Ghostbusters' Reboot as Receptionist
It’s been awhile since we’ve heard anything new about the highly-anticipated, all-female Ghostbusters reboot. Thankfully, Paul Feig has decided to throw us a bone. The director revealed the film’s newest cast member on Twitter, and it is Chris Hemsworth. The Australian actor, best known for his role as Thor in the…
Chris Hemsworth's Sexy Brothers Showed Up To SNL
Last night I found out Chris Hemsworth is an actor who acts in some films where he carries around a big stone. I also found out he has two hot brothers (three if you include Kenan Thompson). Hemsworth - who hosted SNL last night - invited his hot brothers on stage to stand with him in his opening monologue. They…
Did Katy Perry's Halftime Show Include a Subtle Taylor Swift Diss?
It's long been rumored that Katy Perry was going to devote a portion of her Super Bowl half-time show to throwing down the ultimate mega-dis against Taylor Swift and, boy, did she ever deliver. During last night's sports ball match, Perry came at Swift with an insult so subtle, so well crafted and so imperceptible…

