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This young week has already brought us a bounty of questionable fashion choices: great judgment-haver Chris Brown is displaying a fresh tattoo of a Venus de Milo’s head, maybe, or someone who’s just had a traumatic tooth extraction—tough to say. Meanwhile, white rapper Yelawolf published a full-throated defense of the…

“Body On Me,” Rita Ora and Chris Brown’s ode to non-penetrative sex, has a video. This is good for Rita Ora and Chris Brown, as I (and presumably many others) had missed the song until now. It is, however, quite bad for me (and presumably many others) because the video is a wholly unsexy and grimy little thing that…

Chris Brown was recently spotted FaceTiming with Rihanna while in the studio recording new music. There are two shocking and terrible things in that sentence, but I don’t really feel like talking about Chris Brown’s music right now.

Chris Brown is pretty upset with the mother of his daughter Royalty. What’s a man to do? Tweet about it.

Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There’s really no debating this, come on stop.

Chris Brown is a free man after being trapped in the Philippines for three days as a result of a legal complaint. So Chris Brown: Escape From Manila doesn’t need to happen anymore.

Kim Kardashian hired a personal trainer for North, which means the two-year-old is probably going to start saying things like, “My PT says I should be getting more protein in the morning. How many grams of protein does Aunt Kourtney give you two a day?” to Penelope and Mason.

On Wednesday morning, three men broke into Chris Brown’s Los Angeles home, robbed it, and locked his aunt in a closet.

Trey Songz is sorta back with lines from Carly Simon? Sure, why not.

During an interview with HuffPost Live, David Crosby said that Joni Mitchell has suffered an aneurysm and, to his knowledge, has lost her ability to speak. “She took a terrible hit. She had an aneurysm, and nobody found her for a while,” Crosby said. “And she’s going to have to struggle back from it the way you…

Contrary to the crazed ramblings and specious conclusions of some people, the love affair between our queen Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill seems to be going strong as ever. In their new collaboration for Meek’s forthcoming album, Dreams Worth More Than Money, they trade bars on how they’re bad and real and have hits but…

The only thing better than Magic Mike Channing Tatum shaking his junk in front of a fictional, film-cast crowd is Channing Tatum shaking his junk atop a float in front of a real, live crowd while tossing promotional trinkets for Magic Mike XXL.

Recent news of Katy Perry registering a song titled “1984” that caused speculation of it being the next move in her rumored ongoing feud with Taylor Swift is apparently untrue. Though the track’s listing on BMI still shows Perry as the artist, her managers have confirmed that she has no involvement with the song. A…

Dame Jessica Lange, pictured above, hadn’t yet seen Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair cover or, apparently, the Internet (like, ever) when asked in an interview what she thought of her resemblance to the recently-transitioned star. Either way, she thinks the comparison is “wonderful.”

Chris Brown is doing some reflecting (literally and figuratively), telling the world, “There has been times where I looked in the mirror and hated the person I see.”

Sometimes the snow comes down in June, sometimes the sun goes ‘round the moon, and sometimes a young and notoriously flaky celebrity with only a couple weeks left to complete 115 of her 125 court-ordered community service hours actually manages to achieve her goal. That’s right, everyone. Lindsay Lohan has pulled it…

Bruce Jenner has reportedly completed his gender reassignment surgery, reports Radar (I’m using the male pronoun for now, which is what Bruce has requested until he declares otherwise).

Fresh off performing with Chris Brown at the Billboard Music Awards Sunday night, Pitbull joined Howard Stern Tuesday morning to promote his new Sirius XM channel, Globalization. When asked by Stern “Did you get crap for working with Chris Brown because of his Rihanna situation?” Pitbull said, “Nah,” before going on…

It’s that time of the year again! The birds are chirping, the trees are blossoming, and Lindsay Lohan is starting to serve her court-ordered community service in Brooklyn as a punishment for her 2012 reckless driving case. Spring has officially sprung in NYC!