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    09:23 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Well now I have to read Twilight. Thanks a lot, Vatican.
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    08:18 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    "age-old trick or ideal formula of using extremes to make an impact"

    Virgin birth, crucifixion, Lazarus rising from the dead: nothing extreme about any of that.
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    07:57 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    What is the Vatican talking about? Bella and Edward wait until marriage to have sex and Bella refuses to abort her baby even though it might kill her. You'd think that Twilight would be on top of their Netflix queue.
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    07:57 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Aw, Susan Boyle, I still love you.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07:56 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    Justin Bieber, I and my friends don't understand why the mall won't let you in. Perhaps it's a hair product safety precaution drill?
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    07:53 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    Oh, Macy! I understand. As someone who's currently losing weight, growing tits was one gift of fatness I was heartily prepared to accept. BUT ALAS, reversal of fortune is imminent.
    :/
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    07:58 PM

    @♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Even more sad, is the sag that is left behind in the big boob's wake.
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    07:48 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    dude, the vatican is just pissed because the catholic church was clearly the inspiration for the voltari.
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    08:07 PM

    @KATE!: Don't forget "the Magisterium" in Golden Compass. I think they may still be sore 'bout that.
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    07:46 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    I like how Joel Madden is acting like he was the one with pneumonia.
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    07:36 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    For a hot second I thought Mariah lived in North Carolina, and I got excited and thought about what her property gate must look like. We have cool gates here. Then I realized she was talking about her husband. Who the heck calls their partner by their initials? (I realize that now that I've typed this, some Jezebel will respond telling me that they do, in fact, call their partner by their initials, it's the law of internet)
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    07:41 PM

    @GirlFailer: I call my husband by his initials: JTT!!! Hang on, what year is this?
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    07:33 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    How I love you, my husband. You always make me snicker.
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    07:37 PM

    @Mrs. Stephen Fry: You're a lucky, lucky girl!
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    07:27 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    FYI I'm making #16 my new wallpaper at work for so many, many reasons.
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    07:38 PM

    @TransFat: It defies all logic and explanation but I love it!
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    07:27 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    I lurve Favreau.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    07:26 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    What do you do Chris Brown? Open your mouth.
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    07:30 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana:And take a DEEP BREATH. If you are Chris Brown, that is.
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    09:16 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: That is in all likelihood the only situation in which I would be in favor of him opening his mouth.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    09:01 AM

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Wow, Yoko's tweet...
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    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    12:52 PM

    @pesematology: Seriously. The acuity of grief, all these years later. I know it. peace, Yoko.
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    08:12 PM

    @The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...):

    it's partly that, and it's partly that there is so much to appreciate. like, i never really thought of hearing "i love you" every day as a big deal, or something that could suddenly end... makes me feel much differently about my own life.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    07:52 AM

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    Oprah is not necessarily quititng TV altogether. The rumour is actually that she is quitting her SYNDICATED show in 2011, but that she will be doing another show on her Oprah cable network (or whatever it is) when her syndication show stops.

    So, really, doesn't strike me as such huge news. Not like she is leaving tv for good.
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