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11/21/08
Also, I would like it to be FLATTER and FLATTERED. That would make my day.
11/21/08
I'd like a flatter belly too, but mine has more to do with margarita consumption and I'm not feeling up to giving up the alcohol.
11/21/08
@anastasia beaverhousen: You may have saved me from going to every holiday party in a black sack with this suggestion. Thank you!
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Ok, so I don't think that talking about Michelle's behind is all that relevant, but I like the fact that I have that in common with her. She's sophisticated and classy, and it just shows that all body types and sizes are beautiful.
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So he's at least staying sane about it. If it's the big C, it's at least curable, as opposed to treatable.
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1. No one judges one-balled dudes. Three-balled dudes, however......
2. Photo editors keep a selection of belly buttons on file so they can digitally add one to KK's photographs. Because not having a belly button is the grossest thing ever.
3. Michelle Obama's J Crew Letterman top is sold out on J Crew. I hope they sent her a thank you note or some free clothes.
4. Vampires like blood, not fat.
5. Chivalry is simply being kind. And those of you who disagree can kiss my fat ass.
6. I hope when I am 60+ I will be using a vibrator. While drinking a dry martini, of course. Also, Carrie Fisher rocks.
7. Wrap dresses are flattering on some, not on others. Kind of like everything.
8. The VS fashion show.....I don't really have words for that.
9. I am so glad it's Friday. And I don't feel like working, which is why I just wrote this incredibly long comment.
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I NEVER say "you should have posted about this" OR "scoop" the editors, but shit....I mean....COME ON.
I feel like I've been on the cusp of a really good orgasm since 11am.
11/21/08
Oh wait. Were you talking about filthy commie liberals or Jezeditors?
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11/21/08
/kidding, please don't take my vowels, Hortense!
But seriously, it's not even on CNN's radar. They can't possibly wait till Monday, can they?
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No wait, that's Jed.
Touche.
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11/18/08
I've taken to offering their seats on their behalf (while I stand nearby) to old ladies and women with small children. The recipients are always appreciative, and the men are, I hope, at least a little bit shamed.
Manners: ur doin' it wrong.
11/18/08
11/18/08
I think everything should be determined on a case-by-case basis, which is why I think lists of "rules," even if joking, are lame if not potentially dangerous. Hell, I disagree with the entire list above -- I don't want anyone's seat and if my shoes hurt it's my problem; I rarely take cabs and don't give a rat's ass who gets in first; I like to split expenses reasonably equally; don't "cum" on me at all but if you do (WTF?) I'll take care of it myself; manicures are lame. To each her own, you know? If a dude is into you, he can figure out what you like or YOU CAN TELL HIM. Groundbreaking!
11/18/08
Or in (re: the mouth, b/c I always use condoms whilst having intercourse so it doesn't matter)
Who's with me?
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Hee.
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11/18/08
1. Open jars for me.
2. Carry heavy furniture for me.
3. Reach things that are on the top shelves.
4. Occasional sex and backrubs.
Everything else I can do myself.
11/18/08
works for female tall, strong friends too:
4. Occasional sex and backrubs.
As a tall, strong female, all I gotta say is this: sigh. if only.
11/18/08
11/18/08
If we know you and don't offer you a seat (i'm assuming you're talking about the subway) then yes, we're acting like a schmuck.
If we don't know you then you're on your own. you chose to wear heels. you can vulture for a seat to free up just like the rest of us.
I only give seats to the elderly.
11/18/08
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Not to say that my way is better or whatever -- it's just how my brain works!