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Juliekins
08/09/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
I hold a professional certification in computer forensics. When we were doing practicals for the exam, naturally we couldn't use real pornographic (legal or illegal) images. They substituted dog images for adult porn and...wait for it...cat images for child porn.
At one point during the data carving process (recovering deleted files) I found a picture of a fire hydrant. I asked my sister what she thought that might be and she said "an R. Kelly video!"
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VirginiaDentata
08/08/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
I hope said porn-lovin' kitty is named Toonces, and that he takes his owner on a drive soon.
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mischiefmanager
08/08/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
We had that problem too, but it stopped after we neutered the cats. Now they only download National Geographic shows.
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DoctorNine
08/08/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
I don't think I have ever quoted Christian scripture on a GMN site before, but perhaps Matthew 5:29 applies in this instance:
"..And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. .."
Alternatively, one might reflect on Buddhist scripture, which identifies the fate of those such as this, caught in samsara with perverse and twisted cravings, as preta, or hungry ghosts, doomed to wander in eternity as tormented spirits, in their own private hell of insatiable and unsatisfiable appetites.
In any case, I feel that this individual could stand a little quality PRIVATE TIME, alone with himself, to think on these things. You know, like, IN A CELL.
Who's with me on this?
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Breamworthy
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
Megan, you know we all had to click on the "Man blames cat for porn" tag just to see if there were any other posts.
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Jack_Burton
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings

Also, his possum is a notorious gossip.
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SarahHeartburn
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
My cat just MADE me eat a grilled cheese sandwich.
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PipPipCheerio
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
Yeah, my cat is always putting kitty porn on my computer too... Oh, kiddie porn? Never mind.
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morninggloria
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
I thought that everyone knows that cats don't care for kiddie porn. They're more into snuff films. Starring them. And a mouse.
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andBegorrah
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
So it is Blame the Pussy Week in Psychotopia.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
08/07/09

@andBegorrah: Isn't it always?
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andBegorrah
08/07/09

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Douché.
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sybann
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
I calll bullshit - cat porn involves chipmunks, flies, birdies on feeders, fish in aquariums, and hamsters on wheels. Oh, and anything covered in tuna juice.
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Penny
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
Damn, if I had only had this brilliant excuse in high school.
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Gingerlime
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
Are men ever responsible for ANYTHING they do?
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wtfox?!
08/07/09

@Gingerlime: If it's not cats, it's those damn women!
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VirginiaDentata
08/08/09

@wtfox?!: short answer: blame pussy.
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AJ
08/07/09

In reply to Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
Who knew cats were that diabolical? Sounds like Jon Arbuckle should consider himself lucky that Garfield limited himself to eating, sleeping, and kicking puppies off tables.
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Cafezinha
04/30/09

In reply to Anti-Child Porn Ad As Scary As The Crime It Fights
I don't think I've ever seen anything that made me weep so pitifully. Straight up red-faced, bawling, with snot all over my face. This is fucking terrifying, as a survivor of abuse and as a mother to two daughters. It scares me so bad that I can only think of taking my sweet little girls and running away as fast I can, surviving off the grid. I know it's important to make people understand how abhorrent this is, but oh god, I can't unsee it. Even the little girls acting for the commercial...how will this affect them later in life, even when it's just pretend for a PSA?

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
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