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    Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    I want him to come here to the San Diego Zoo. There are three there right now, but the enclosure rocks, so I don't see why not! And the bears here are always rather clean looking.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Didn't Knut's keeper die recently? He's probably disheveled because he's grieving!
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    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Um, my understanding from the German press is that Berlin Zoo is NOT trying to sell Knut. They never owned him in the first place. His father belongs to another zoo, and some deal was cut that the cub who became Knut would belong to that zoo.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Hey Knut, there's still those two lovelies at Kushiro -- get yourself cleaned up!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/04/08

    @NefariousNewt: You're so right! That whole Robert Pattinson/not washing your hair thing is not working for Knut.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Dude, he just needs to be hooked up with one (or both) of the female polar bears!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Kuh-newt, we hardly kuh-new ye.
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    Image of SpasticFurchild SpasticFurchild
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    So, his "parents" use all the money he made them and now they're trying to get of him? No wonder he has problems.


    Are we gonna see him on Celebrity Rehab in a few years? Cause, um, I wouldn't mind if he ripped Jeff Conaway a new one, literally.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/04/08

    @SpasticFurchild: Ha!
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    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Dearest Knut,


    No matter how bad things get please don't have a celebrity boxing match with Danny Bonaduce or live in a house with Omarosa on VH1. Those really are career killers! I'm sure you'll make a legitimate comeback like John Travolta did in Pulp Fiction.


    My thoughts are with you,


    BabyJane

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    12/04/08

    @BabyJane: I could bear to see a showdown with Will Ferrell and Christina Applegate, a la Anchorman
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    Image of Lirael Lirael
    12/04/08

    @BabyJane: Although wouldn't that be an excellent to maybe get rid of people like Omarosa and Bonaduce? I mean can you imagine what would happen when they got into fights? You know Omarosa would be all "You don't want to see what happens when I get mad and the claws come out". Knut would say "Bitch these are claws" and then bitch slap her. It would be awesome
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/04/08

    @Lirael: I love it!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/04/08

    @pantsless economist: Me too! The fur would fly.
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    Image of RodolfoRabulous RodolfoRabulous
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Kuh-newt, really? I thought it was just newt.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/04/08

    @RodolfoRabulous: Yeah -- the Germans, they pronounce every letter!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/04/08

    @RodolfoRabulous: No, that would be me.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Poor thing. I hope he doesn't have to turn to polar dancing.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    12/04/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Zing!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/04/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): My groan was out loud. Nice.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    First of all, he's still adorable!!! Secondly, clearly the funds he raised have been poorly managed! He's just like most other child stars with shitty parents!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Selling the polar bear because he's not a fluffy cub anymore? That's cold.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/04/08

    @morninggloria: Frigid, actually.
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    12/04/08

    @morninggloria: I think the zoo (or a nearby one) just had more polar bear babies, so that might be a factor.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    This is like all of those assholes who will buy their kid a puppy this Christmas, because it's so cute, even though they are not financially or emotionally prepared for the addition of a dog to their family.


    It's not a toy; it's a living thing. And it grows up and still needs you, even when the super cuteness novelty factor has worn off.


    Poor Knut. He deserves better.

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/04/08

    @hortense: Hear, hear. I get so mad at people sometimes.
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    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Sex and fish - that's all the kids today want. I can't bear it. I don't snow what to do.
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/04/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: hahahahaha, oh my lord....


    I had to cover my mouth to keep the coworkers from hearing me laugh.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/04/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: No trout about it, they just tuna you out and do whatever they eel like.
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    12/04/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Yeah. They're all "Quit whaleing on me, Mom - I don't sea what your problem is!"
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/04/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: "Geez, ma, stop your carping!"
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/04/08

    @Kivrin: "All I want is your seal of approval"
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/04/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Ya'll? It's kinda sad how much I love punning on Jezebel. Sniff. I loves you all!
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/04/08

    @Annabellie: "You're driving me up the walrus!"
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/04/08

    @Kivrin: "I don't want to see you floundering through life, ok?"
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/04/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: And we love you too! We couldn't bear to be without your wit.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/04/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: "I just want your life to have some porpoise!"
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/04/08

    @NefariousNewt: Tee hee!!
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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    12/04/08

    In reply to Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
    Don't do meth, cubs.
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