<![CDATA[Jezebel: child molesters]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: child molesters]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/childmolesters http://jezebel.com/tag/childmolesters <![CDATA[Oprah Makes Oz A Star; Girl Gangs In Central America; Why Men Are Idiots]]>

Ed Note: We hear about and see so many stories that we can't find the time to comment on that we're gonna try something new: "Leftovers", a daily "accounting" of the stuff we had to leave behind. Let us know if you like it, and, obviously, feel free to click through on the stories and flesh them out for everybody.

• Oprah sells her old designer clothes to crazy fans. • Oprah to create a "Dr. Oz" TV show. • Central American girls flee abusive homes to join machista street gangs. • Cat poop coffee goes for £50 a cup at Sloane Square, London. • British man can't gain weight, hopes to "cure obesity." • Delude yourself into losing weight! • Miss World contestants have to prove that they actually care about helping people. • Woman photographs endearingly eccentric prostitutes in Las Vegas. • New book claims biological reasons for women becoming flustered and men being idiots. • A 42-year-old woman claims to having been forced to have sex with teens by her lover. • Baby Couture, a new magazine, shills for Prada Kids and makes a play-on-words with "flip-flops." • A man in Louisiana was denied a request to wear a short skirt in public. • Large-breasted gals told ill-fitting bras may be the root of their back pain.]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=378453&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[To Catch A Predator: Tiara Edition]]> When it comes to public service, most Miss Americas are content to partake in the occasional Ronald McDonald House photo-op or drive a couple nails into a Habitat for Humanity house while decked out in full face-paint.

Not Lauren Nelson. The 20-year-old Miss America 2007 is now publicizing her decision to partner up with law enforcement, hit up chat rooms, pose as a teenage girl, and help get child molesters off the streets and out of the schoolyards. Part of Lauren's cyber-seduction included posting pictures of herself as a 14-year-old in order to lure sexual predators into her twisted and tangled web. But that's not all!

"I got to chat online with the predators and made phone calls, too," enthuses Lauren about her experience. "It's nice to know that they were chatting with... me rather than a 14- or 15-year-old girl."

Wow. This means that the male demographic that gets off on pictures of Lauren is skewing broader... and pervier! That's what we call strengthening your brand!

Miss America helps cops in sex sting [USA Today]

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