Russell Taylor, the former head of the foundation started by Subway sandwich-hocker and extreme creep Jared Fogle, has been sentenced to 27 years in prison. Taylor pleaded guilty to charges of child exploitation and manufacturing child pornography. The prosecution sought a 35 year sentence.
Dear God, what have we done to deserve this beautiful defense?
Update, 1:15 p.m.: Fogle has been sentenced to 15 years and eight months in prison, the AP reports:
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