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Lolita Hazed
08/07/09

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HEART-KUN!
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Cerridwen
08/07/09

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My old cat had a heart-shaped mark on her left paw. She was a real darling, too. I miss that kitty...
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Rare Affinity
08/07/09

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It would be really cool if the pup’s actual heart was just below the heart shape on its fur. The last time I went for an echocardiogram the technician gave up after 15 minutes, having failed to locate my heart. She had to call in a more senior member of staff to find it. Seems it was not located in the usual place. Maybe I should get a t-shirt with a heart printed above it to save time if I have to have another ecg.
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NellMood
08/07/09

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I read that title literally, picturing a beating heart on the outside of some poor dog. That would be less cute, I think.
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LaComtesse
08/07/09

@NellMood: Thank god I'm not the only one! This is decidedly more adorable!
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NellMood
08/07/09

@LaComtesse: I was thinking "Why would Dodai possibly want a dog like that in her lap? What if she accidentally touched the heart??"
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LaComtesse
08/07/09

@NellMood: That didn't strike me as odd. The more congenital birth defects/diseases/rashes/missing limbs on an animal the more I love it.
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NellMood
08/07/09

@LaComtesse: Oh, true. I'm always enamored with dogs that are missing a leg or something, but I don't think a puppy with a heart on the outside would be an alive puppy, right?
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morninggloria
08/07/09

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As long as I have ears on my head, I won't want to be anywhere near a Chihuahua, even one with a heart on its side.
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BearDownCBears
08/07/09

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Big deal. I saw the Virgin Mary on my cat's uvula.
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Lymed
08/07/09

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Call me when a Chihuaha is born with a spade on its side.
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justcallmeangel
08/07/09

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When I first read this, I thought he was born with his heart OUTSIDE his body, in some freakish congenital defect. Phew. Really glad it's just a fur heart SHAPE.
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victoriasauce
08/07/09

@justcallmeangel: Me too. Then I let out an immediate "Awww" when I was wrong.
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Skellatrix
08/07/09

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Heart dog! (pronounced with a RI accent, making it sound exactly like "hot dawg")
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CurtCole
08/07/09

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That doesn't trump the Christ crack.
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HazMatilda
08/07/09

@CurtCole: What does is say about me that I saw that right away?
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Twaddle
08/07/09

@CurtCole:
Well, this kind of supports up the omnipresent argument.
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wtfox?!
08/07/09

@CurtCole: Please tell me this dog has a shrine and people make pilgrimages.
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CurtCole
08/07/09

@HazMatilda: I saw Jesus before I saw the dog butt.
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HazMatilda
08/07/09

@CurtCole: Praise the Lord and pass the Arsehole!
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Skellatrix
08/07/09

@CurtCole: Oh, Jesus Poophead.
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Yahtzii
08/07/09

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I think they are the more altruistic cousins of Dollar the Dog.
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ImproperDancing
02/18/09

In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
"My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step-it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."

Reason #5873 of why I'm convinced Kanye is taking CRAZY PILLS!
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southernbelle
02/18/09

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I EFFING LOVE KANYE WEST. I WANT HIM TO FOLLOW ME AROUND AND SAY CRAZY SHIT, AND I CAN BE LIKE, "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?" AND THE OTHER LADIES AT THE PTA WILL BE LIKE, "NO." AND THEN WE'LL GO HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHERE WE BLOW UP SCROTUMS AND SHIT. KANYE WEST WILL BE THE BE ALL END ALL OF MY SOCIAL LIFE. WATCHIT.
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bangers
02/18/09

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also, I"m confused about this Ashton Kutcher film: will he be playing the 12 year old geek or the football player?
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bangers
02/18/09

In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
dear god: if you care, please ensure that seth rogen is naked.
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