It would be really cool if the pup’s actual heart was just below the heart shape on its fur. The last time I went for an echocardiogram the technician gave up after 15 minutes, having failed to locate my heart. She had to call in a more senior member of staff to find it. Seems it was not located in the usual place. Maybe I should get a t-shirt with a heart printed above it to save time if I have to have another ecg.
@LaComtesse: Oh, true. I'm always enamored with dogs that are missing a leg or something, but I don't think a puppy with a heart on the outside would be an alive puppy, right?
When I first read this, I thought he was born with his heart OUTSIDE his body, in some freakish congenital defect. Phew. Really glad it's just a fur heart SHAPE.
"My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step-it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."
Reason #5873 of why I'm convinced Kanye is taking CRAZY PILLS!
I EFFING LOVE KANYE WEST. I WANT HIM TO FOLLOW ME AROUND AND SAY CRAZY SHIT, AND I CAN BE LIKE, "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?" AND THE OTHER LADIES AT THE PTA WILL BE LIKE, "NO." AND THEN WE'LL GO HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHERE WE BLOW UP SCROTUMS AND SHIT. KANYE WEST WILL BE THE BE ALL END ALL OF MY SOCIAL LIFE. WATCHIT.
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That doesn't trump the Christ crack.
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Well, this kind of supports up the omnipresent argument.
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