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    First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing

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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    Simon Doonan is right! I have this dress from PPQ that I spent most of my student loan on (it's £499) one year and honest to God I wear it all the time. To the trashy bar down the road, out for a walk by the river, and sometimes to have a party in my house on my own with my ipod on super loud. It's the best thing I ever bought, honest.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    Isaac, there's WAY too much gingham going on there. I only choose to look like a picnic table on Tuesdays, not every day.
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    Image of Laura Enriquez Laura Enriquez
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    Who would buy a $50 dress from Target?


    Also, I have an unreasonable love of Simon Doonan stretching back to the first season of ANTM. "I didn't say you were a hooker. I said you look like a hooker."

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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    02/04/09

    @Laura Enriquez: Then you should absolutely check out the CBS Sunday Morning where he and his boyfriend show off their sweet NY pad. Sorry, don't have link. His boyfriend is a famous designer, but his name is escaping me at the moment.
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    Image of robot ninja spy robot ninja spy
    02/04/09

    @mfnher: Jonathan Adler. :)
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    02/04/09

    @Sour Patch Bitch (r.n. spy returns in the spring): Thank you! He is also adorable, but not quite at the same level as Doonan.
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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    To the supersexycool fashionistas who will adopt the pantsless trend,


    Remember, if you continue to wear less and less clothing, it will make your naked Facebook pictures less special. You must choose one: the end of sexting or the end of pants.

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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    Don't worry Simon Doonan--all I ever wear these days are jeans, t-shirts, and hoodies.....and there is no plastic on my lampshades. My party clothes are worn everyday.
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    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    The last time I saw Issac Mizrahi get excited was when he was grapping Scarlet Johanssen's boob. If I think about it, I don't think I have ever seen Issac on TV NOT in some kind of state of excitement, it just seems to be part his nature.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/04/09

    @sammyboombaladdy.the.wonder.kitteh.smoking.was.so.3.days.ag...: That level of energy has to be difficult to maintain.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    Ocelots, also, are the cutest freaking things on the planet. Do a GIS for "baby ocelot" and then PREPARE TO FREAK OUT IN FITS OF SQUEALING.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    02/04/09

    @tscheese: Even I squealed! I'm pretty much immune to cute baby animal images, but ocelets are adorable!


    Also ocelot is the most marvellous word to say. It should turn up in nonsensical Edward Lear poems...

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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    Why are celebrities so ridiculous with fashion?


    Seriously. If I became famous tonight I just wouldn't feel comfortable ditching my pants tomorrow.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/04/09

    @victoriaandrahmsittinginatree: I certainly would. But then again, I've had it in for my pants for years.
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    The shows leaving Bryant Park makes me sad. I always thought one day I would get to go to them there.


    Also, I don't understand what Lady Ga-ga does- I mean, she is oft photographed in revealing outfits and looks like Christina Aguilera. I don't have a TV or listen to the radio, so I'm kind of out of luck in figuring this one out.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/04/09

    @Liz11685: I don't have a TV or listen to the radio either, and apparently she's one of those wealthy people with nothing better to do than talk about their "art" and "passions" and "OH MAN I AM GOING TO BE THE NEXT WARHOL YOU GUYS." I have not heard her music yet, though. Maybe she is okay.


    I still want that hair hat thing.

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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/04/09

    @Liz11685: I have had the misfortune of being exposed to a music video of hers. Sheer unholiness. Not okay.
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    Image of OMG_WTF OMG_WTF
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    Because blogging isn't blogging without an ocelot by your side...
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    02/04/09

    @OMG_WTF: Not for me - I only have love for my pangolin!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    I love ocelots! And I too am working right now in my Prada loafers, with my vintage Hermes scarf and my Pucci pants on. But I am trying to quit smoking.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    Hey, GaGa, make me one of those figure-eight bezoar-dumpling hats that you keep wearing to make you dimly resemble Sailor Moon.


    Then we'll talk.


    Until then, I'm going to keep wearing some GODDAMN PANTS.

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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    02/04/09

    @tscheese: I suspect those "hats" are made of her actual hair. Which is why I am strangely fascinated by this potential "clothing" line.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    02/04/09

    @tscheese: I am so cold today and the thought of anyone not wearing pants makes my ladyflower curl into itself in fear of being exposed to ten degree weather.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    Do you think if I set up a faux blog called DASPA I will attract Saudi Princes?


    "DASPA Girl Daily Warning Level: Red

    *Sigh* today Abdullah took me to his horse races. The only thing worse than the constant anal is the smell of manure! And I just could NOT get the poo out of my Manolos. He had better make it up to me at Chanel tomorrow."

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/04/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: Mohammad won't let me watch Sex & The City during Ramadan.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    I'll shill for a fancy brand of clothes. The angle could be: You might look better in this than our model.


    And then a picture of me, looking awesome in fancy clothes, but not unattainably awesome. Also, my boobs might be awkwardly squished, because no clothing manufacturers make clothes that fit the twins.


    The point is that people like looking awesome, and they also like winning. Buying clothes that allow one to be awesome and win (against me, in a looking awesome contest) is something that everyone can enjoy.

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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/04/09

    In reply to First, Lady GaGa Came For Your Pants, And You Said Nothing
    "Lady Gaga" (Christ, I can't even type that without sarcastic quotes) might be the most annoying celebrity alive right now.
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    Image of lookethatmyface lookethatmyface
    02/04/09

    @ritualtheory: Did we give Katy Perry a free pass or something?
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/04/09

    @lookethatmyface: Even more annoying than Katy Perry. Idiotic merry-go-round dress trumps pantyhose and galactic hand for tolerability on my planet.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    02/04/09

    @lookethatmyface: Hey, at the very least she isn't calling herself GAGA. Katy is a name. So is AggyNnnes, no matter how badly it's spelled.
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    Image of lookethatmyface lookethatmyface
    02/04/09

    @AuntieBee: Touche. I will never be okay with "I kissed a girl" or "Just dance."
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    02/04/09

    @ritualtheory: You mean someone has surpassed Perez Hilton?
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    02/04/09

    @ritualtheory: I have to say...I love her. And her music. And her ridiculous bows-of-hair and granny sunglasses.


    (runs and hides)

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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/04/09

    @BuffySummers: Your honesty is appreciated, even as my brains implode.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    02/04/09

    @BuffySummers: @HoldMyBackpack: I, too, have fallen sway to the power of Lady GaGa. I just think she's fabulous and completely different from the rest of the stupid pop stars around (aka, she's talented). Plus she actually sings AND dances simultaneously in concert, sans lip-synching, and still sounds awesome.


    Not gonna lie, mad jealous you're seeing her in concert.

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