Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we round up all our Besties For the Resties, go to the Taylor Swift show, run into our favorite celebrities, befriend all of them, text them casually for the next few weeks, start hanging out IRL a couple months later, appear in each other’s Instagrams, and go to the Oscars with one…
During an April 20 (so long ago!) episode of her podcast I Seem Fun, comedian Jen Kirkman—known best for her no bullshit presence on Twitter and her appearances on Chelsea Lately and Drunk History—brought up an exceedingly famous male standup comic who has a long history of being gross with women that no one in the…
Chet Haze, the frat boy rapper son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, has escalated his strange feud with Howard Stern, which began in 2011 when Stern mocked his music career. "Howie.. Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you... You can't run from me forever knock knees," he wrote during a…
In today's Tweet Beat, Alexa Chung has been dropping it low, Chet Haze blames it on Maleficent and if you would like photos of tongues, follow Miley Cyrus on Instagram.
In today's Tweet Beat, Chet Haze has a realization about women's figure skating, Wilson Bethel compares the Marleys to the Jacksons and Rosie O'Donnell is unfamiliar with the biathlon.
In today's Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus speaks the truth about the best couple's outfit that ever was, Crystal Hefner is friends with Spencer and Heidi and Chet Haze thinks it's funny that anyone would be paying attention to him.
In today's Tweet Beat, Snooki has a legitimately fantastic dream, Chet Haze is pissed about the hate he gets from fans of You've Got Mail and celebs congratulate Tom Daley for being who he is.
I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a…
