This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Threw Her Birthday Gifts in the Garbage

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we round up all our Besties For the Resties, go to the Taylor Swift show, run into our favorite celebrities, befriend all of them, text them casually for the next few weeks, start hanging out IRL a couple months later, appear in each other’s Instagrams, and go to the Oscars with one… »8/26/15 3:05pm8/26/15 3:05pm

Jen Kirkman Podcast Implicating 'Known Perv' Comedian Suddenly Vanishes

During an April 20 (so long ago!) episode of her podcast I Seem Fun, comedian Jen Kirkman—known best for her no bullshit presence on Twitter and her appearances on Chelsea Lately and Drunk History—brought up an exceedingly famous male standup comic who has a long history of being gross with women that no one in the… »6/03/15 10:30am6/03/15 10:30am

Cool Guy Chet Haze Wants to Fight 'Jheri-Curled Cunt' Howard Stern

Chet Haze, the frat boy rapper son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, has escalated his strange feud with Howard Stern, which began in 2011 when Stern mocked his music career. "Howie.. Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you... You can't run from me forever knock knees," he wrote during a… »4/01/15 10:30am4/01/15 10:30am

The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad

I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a… »12/18/12 9:00am12/18/12 9:00am