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    Christian Siriano: Miffed That "Tranny" Klum Doesn't Have Time For Him?

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    Image of tobesthewonderdog tobesthewonderdog
    10/15/09

    In reply to Christian Siriano: Miffed That "Tranny" Klum Doesn't Have Time For Him?
    i don't really think it was an insult, i think it was more of an in-joke for people who loved him on project runway. he called tim gunn "trannylicious" to his face at one point if i recall correctly and it was clearly good-natured #christiansiriano
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment tobesthewonderdog was starred tobesthewonderdog was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/15/09

    In reply to Christian Siriano: Miffed That "Tranny" Klum Doesn't Have Time For Him?
    "Well, VB is better that VD"

    Are we sure about this? #christiansiriano
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/15/09

    In reply to Christian Siriano: Miffed That "Tranny" Klum Doesn't Have Time For Him?
    I don't blame him. Infants are known for being real time hoarders. #christiansiriano
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    Image of clockwise contemplates going counter clockwise contemplates going counter
    10/15/09

    In reply to Christian Siriano: Miffed That "Tranny" Klum Doesn't Have Time For Him?
    I like him better when Amy Poehler plays him. #christiansiriano
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    10/15/09

    @asexual vampire: Video, PLEASE! #christiansiriano
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    10/15/09

    @JohanPaladin: Obliged.

    Tranny-fierceness. #christiansiriano
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/15/09

    In reply to Christian Siriano: Miffed That "Tranny" Klum Doesn't Have Time For Him?
    I don't care what he says or who he insults, his collection was to die for. #christiansiriano
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    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    10/15/09

    @badmutha: Tranny Truth! #christiansiriano
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    badmutha promoted this comment OneTwoPunch was starred OneTwoPunch was unstarred
    Image of LostTurntable LostTurntable
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Imagine the opposite, 5 x 9.2.
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    07/22/09

    @LostTurntable: That would be one super chode.
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    Image of Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!)
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Let's just say that I immediately googled Ricky Sinz to check out what I expected to look like a block of wood, pun intended, and maybe its my lack of dick-exposure but it didn't seem like the mountain of flesh I anticipated...
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    07/22/09

    @Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!): It's really nicely shaped and sized, but why o why did he have to get all those random word tattoos in Olde English script placed hither and yon on his person?
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    Image of DramaClub DramaClub
    07/22/09

    @Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!): No, it's not that impressive. Maybe it's something you have to see up close to appreciate but from the pics on his website his only looks marginally larger than my husband's. Maybe I'm just luckier than I thought I was.
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    Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) promoted this comment DramaClub was starred DramaClub was unstarred
    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    I didn't know there was a lady talkshow on late night tv!
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    07/22/09

    @J.D.Regent: Chelsea Handler is hilarious. You should really read "My Horizontal Life."
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    Image of almiepie almiepie
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    She was a surprise guest at Upright Citizens Brigade in Hollywood last night and probably went there right after this. She was hilarious, discussed the perils of noodle dick, and was not appreciated by the audience full of frat bros in sandals and shorts. My friend and I laughed our asses off though.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment almiepie was starred almiepie was unstarred
    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV

    Everyone knows dick inches vary from regular inches.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    07/22/09

    @save jinger: Why are men better than women at giving directions?

    Cause they understand the concept of one inch equaling a miile.
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    J.D.Regent promoted this comment BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    I trust it's five inches around, not five inches diameter. That fellow looks nice, but if it were the latter, I'm confident he wouldn't have enough blood to, erm, hoist his sails to full mast.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    9.2X5? Those aren't dick dimensions, those are the size of the school pictures we send to Grandma! WTF
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    CurtCole promoted this comment BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Oh, Margaret! Even on a crap day like this you can bring a smile to my face!
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    Image of Callinectes Callinectes
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    That's the size of an infant! If I wanted sex to simulate labor I would just...wait...I would never want sex to simulate labor.
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    Sanfo promoted this comment Callinectes was starred Callinectes was unstarred
    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    07/22/09

    @Callinectes: just an fyi, they are talking about circumference with the 5" not width :)

    That being said, those are some excellent dimensions and I wouldnt mind getting a piece of that :D
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    Jack_Burton promoted this comment thePrototype was starred thePrototype was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Wait what? I don't get it, is she doing full on porn now?
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    07/22/09

    @bluebears: I think she was the first woman to be featured on the cover of this particular magazine. She did a photo spread w/Mr. 9.2x5
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/22/09

    @zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: ok but, how does that equate with her knowing the dimensions of his dick and then worrying about how she could "take it all"? I mean, I'm just curious. Seems odd.
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