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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    11/25/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    I'm making mashed sweet potatoes with pecan praline topping. Who's coming over?
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    Image of SurferWomyn SurferWomyn
    11/25/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    holy crap, I just had a vegetarian-gasm!
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/25/09

    @SurferWomyn: I know! I want to be important and eat fancy veg-food! My lame veg food is so...well...lame.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/25/09

    @SurferWomyn: I'm feeling the veggie-love! A few comments down someone mentions the Indian Prime Minister is vegetarian.
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    What, no Schramsberg? Boo!
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    11/24/09

    @queenieinmanhattan: Aquavit should also be in the menu.
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    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    11/24/09

    @ronniedobbs: And special musical guest Riingo.
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    11/24/09

    @MyrtleWilloughby: Oh, my god. Kobe beef sushi? He really is holding on on the White House.
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    Image of hughman hughman
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    i am now combining all my thanksgiving foods with the word dumpling. turpling, cranpling sauce and green bean cassapling. i'm exotic now!!
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    If this White House creates a cookbook, I am all over it! Please?
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    I refuse to click. I just did the grocery shopping for Thanksgiving - rosemary turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, caramelized brussels sprouts with BACON and fresh green beans in garlic and lemon - and it is taking all I have to not tear into my fridge right this minute. Reading the menu will only further weaken my resolve.
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    Image of BoatGirl BoatGirl
    11/24/09

    @whynotshesaid: Can I come to your house for Thanksgiving? Please? I'll bring sparkling dinner conversation!
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/24/09

    @whynotshesaid: I caved. I peeked. It sounds fantastic. I would eat all of it.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/24/09

    @BoatGirl: You are invited! Just bring wine.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    Is the White House required to serve only US wines? Just curious. And if so, IN THIS ECONOMY where is my beloved Charles Shaw? CMON OBAMA I VOTED FOR CHANGE
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    Image of Artemis47 Artemis47
    11/24/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: Yes, they do try to serve domestic only. Fortunately for the President and his minions, West Coast wine rocks. It's a real problem when they have to serve bubbly, though, since I believe there's only one true high-end US champagne.
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment Edited by Artemis47 at 11/24/09 7:52 PM Artemis47 was starred Artemis47 was unstarred
    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    11/24/09

    @Artemis47: no such thing as US champagne, but there are a few good US sparkling wines.

    @meritxell: you saw what happened when he tried to serve Budweiser!
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    11/24/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: I don't think it's required, per se more of a tradition.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/25/09

    Three words. Toad Hollow Amplexus.

    Best US sparkler by far.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    YUM. I'm jealous.

    If you're looking for the NOLA original praline, you can order them online now :o) Oh, the deliciousness.

    [www.auntsallys.com]
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    Image of kbrook kbrook
    11/24/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Damn my tree nut allergy!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/24/09

    @kbrook: Oh noes. That sucks!
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    Wow, this menu manages to combine just about everything I don't like (and salsify which I've never tried)

    I would have to hide all the courses except dessert in my handbag...this is why I always carry a substantial handbag to dinner!
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    ...and just before I go to the supermarket for Thankgiving ingredients. Cruel, Sadie, cruel!
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    Image of Twerpsichore Twerpsichore
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    Did I miss something? Has the White House gone veggie? I see no evidence of turkey anywhere.

    Perhaps the comely Mr. Samuelsson will be presented on a platter with an apple in his mouth?

    Side note: Salivary glands are prepped for DH's incomparable pralines. I like to help "clean up" the odd bits.

    Mmmm. Glucose.
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    phantom lady promoted this comment Twerpsichore was starred Twerpsichore was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/24/09

    @Twerpsichore: its not Thanksgiving dinner, its a State Dinner. when heads of State visit. and since this head of State is Indian = many vegetarian dishes.
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    Image of Twerpsichore Twerpsichore
    11/24/09

    @phantom lady: Oops. Low blood sugar. Need pralines.
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/25/09

    @Twerpsichore: mmmmmmm grab enough pralines to share, k?
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    Now that's just wrong. I'm on deadline.

    Although, any excuse to drool over Marcus Samuellsson -- excuse me, I mean one of the world's top chef's exquisite international cuisine.
    Ahem.

    *dots face daintily with tone-on-tone embroidered napkin*
    *faints*
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    Image of theCrippleCricket theCrippleCricket
    11/25/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I know, those napkins are swoon-worthy on such levels.

    I feel really ridiculous admitting that.
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    OMG! Tomato dumplings? Green curry prawns? Red lentil soup with fresh cheese? Pear tatin?!
    The cravings are KILLING ME!
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    Image of lauraholtsteele lauraholtsteele
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    Marcus Samuelsson's White House State Dinner menu may induce a powerful craving for Marcus Samuelsson. Actually, Samuelsson, minus the menu, induces the powerful craving all on his own. :)
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/24/09

    @lauraholtsteele: I don't know, the last time I saw Marcus Samuelsson he was dissing my boyfriend Stefan's creamed spinach! Although, pralines sound so good right now that I may be willing to forgive him.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    11/24/09

    @lauraholtsteele: I had to google image this dude but he is going in the fap folder for sure.
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    Image of lauraholtsteele lauraholtsteele
    11/24/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: "fap folder"?
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    Image of Twerpsichore Twerpsichore
    11/24/09

    @lauraholtsteele: Oh dear, I think that's onomatopoeic for onanism.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    11/24/09

    @Twerpsichore: Indeed! Also, hearted for use of "onanism".

    (My original comment was facetious, I just like using "fap folder/fap fodder" for any good lookin' guy)
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    Image of lauraholtsteele lauraholtsteele
    11/24/09

    @Twerpsichore: LOL! Being on Jezebel IS an education!
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    11/24/09

    In reply to Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
    What is pumpling pie? Is it pumpkin and something else? Are the pralines being served by themselves, like peanuts, as a snack?

    I'm not a cook and only know how to read fast food short hand. Which is both bad and good but I see I need to broaden my food horizons.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/24/09

    @AfroJezeBella: I'm sure it's what you said. Marcus can twist anything and make it work.

    (All innuendo deliberate.)
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