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    This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/28/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP PRAYING TO ME ALREADY? I am ADAMANTLY not listening.


    -Tscheesus Christ

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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    my boobs look different when i wear a push up bra too. let's face it ladies and gentlemen, if they are real... they will sag! it's called gravity.
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    Image of MakeFetch MakeFetch
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    In what universe is the starvation diet detailed above "well rounded"?
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    05/28/09

    @MakeFetch: Back when I was anorexic I had a V-8 juice with my hard-boiled egg. Shoot! I coulda skipped the V-8!!!
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    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    Apparently magazine editors are unaware that different clothes can make boobs look different. Especially aggressively structured evening wear or completely unstructured bikini tops.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    05/27/09

    @Leucadia: Or the simple act of wearing a bra versus hangin' free.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    So I can eat (1) egg, (1) tiny, bacon/cheese/meat free salad with a thimbleful of tasteless non-caloric dressing, (1) bit of salmon with plain steamed veg, and (2) cheese sticks?


    Ok, but how many times a day can I eat all this? ONCE?? Baaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Hahahahaha!! Hah!


    No, no that's not going to work. I'll just continue on eating what I like and doing a little exercise. Thanks.


    Also? I would have eaten the Cheesus, but I would definitely felt some guilt by the time I'd finished picking it out of my teeth.

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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    05/27/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I know, that diet is so depressing to look at. Which is why, after reading that, I ate pringles and Mike & Ikes.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    if that bitch Kate gets her own TV Talk Show I am throwing my TV into the river.
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    Image of TrulyOutrageous TrulyOutrageous
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    I am SICK of the tiniest hint of a stomach meaning ZOMG BABY BUMP! The woman had TWINS not even a year ago. Your stomach does not automatically snap back after being that stretched out! I had ONE kid 17 months ago, and my stomach still looks like I'm at least four months pregnant (I do not have time for sit-ups dammit, I have a young child that keeps me kinda busy).


    Sorry for the Kanye caps, but this shit pisses me off. Round stomachs are NORMAL, tabloid morons.

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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    05/27/09

    @TrulyOutrageous: If that's the case, I've been pregnant for 5 to 10 years. GET OUT YOU DEADBEAT BABY AND GET A JOB! THIS ISN'T A HOTEL!!!
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    Oh, to be in charge of finding photos of celebrities with bad plastic surgery.


    Does this look dented enough? No...damn. Wonky? Sloping? **Googles furiously**

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    Image of Treeless Treeless
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    Apparently a secure married couple is supposed to attend a party with horse-blinders on, and neither drink nor talk nor sweat on a warm spring afternoon in France.


    I had no idea InTouch Weekly's target audience was so strictly composed of Jealous Haterz.

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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    05/27/09

    @Treeless: I think you meant JEL1S H8ERZ.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    For the last time tabloids, people's noses look different when they are wearing huge sunglasses. It doesn't necessarily mean they had a nose job. It could just mean that part of their nose is obscured. I really don't want to have to say that again or else I may start yelling. Do not make me go all caps-locks on your ass.
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    That cheeto is seriously something out of a Simpsons episode.


    Mmm.....sacriligious.....

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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    05/27/09

    @TheExperience: SacriLICIOUS!
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    Image of A_Gracious_Plenty A_Gracious_Plenty
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    I've said it before and I'll say it again: THAT IS NOT A BABY BUMP, ITS JUST A STOMACH! Vital organs must be stored somewhere! What do they want??? For it to be concave???
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    05/27/09

    @for_the_love: Yes.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    MOVIE THEATER NACHO SAUCE IS ALWAYS AN A+ DAMMIT.


    Sorry for the yelling, but I feel very passionate about my orange liquid cheese products.

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    05/27/09

    @marshmallory wants to gobble and prance.: I used to work at a theater concession stand, and the bottles of the "butter" for the popcorn were labeled "Golden flavored." I was like, Huh, that's what gold tastes like ...
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    This just in: Brad and Angelina attend a party and act like people at a party.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad & Angie "Fight" In Public; Jon & Kate Kids Suffer
    Perhaps it's just me, but that Cheeto looks more like a zombie to me than a figure praying in a robe.


    All hail Chombie!

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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    05/27/09

    @BabyJane: The similarities between Jesus and zombies only continue to grow in number!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    05/27/09

    @BabyJane: Jane Austen zombie cheetoh noms brains of unrequited lovers.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/27/09

    @BabyJane: I'm with you there.


    I have converted.


    Chombie be praised!!

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