Jezebel: cheeseburgers

Stick A Fork In It

Dodai — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:45:00 EDT

OMFG: Today is National cheeseburger day. I will gladly pay you next Tuesday if you hook me up right now. Discuss that and more, in the comments. See you Monday, guys! [The Nibble]

Beefcake!

Sadie — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:40:00 EDT

Twilight + Cheeseburgers = Twilight...With Cheeseburgers. [SeriousEats]

Star Jones Keeps The Bitches In Check On Bad Girls Club Reunion

Tracie — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:00:00 EDT

Last night's Bad Girls Club reunion was so awesome. Even if you never watched the series, you'd still be mesmerized by the sheer insanity of grown women wanting to throw down over every little thing, hurling insults about each other's weight, sexual activity, and yes, mamas. Even Star Jones, who hosted the special and pointed out the groups "mean girls' lunch table" mentality, couldn't resist getting caught up in the drama, and eventually ended up taking sides, although she said she wouldn't. Star handled her shit though, and she was actually really funny. Now if they could just get Tanisha to moderate a View reunion smack down! Clip above.

Even Real Housewives Have Kids Who Are Pains In The Ass

Tracie — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Ugh: Last night was the finale of Real Housewives of New York City, but seriously, how can things be over already when they were just getting good and bitchy? Fortunately, we did get more of a glimpse into the psyche of Francois, the oldest of Alex and Simon's little boys. He's wild, and, during the big group dinner at the 21 Club, he caused a scene by screaming at the top of his lungs and destroying someone's $30 cheeseburger. To be fair, if my sister and I were taken to a 5-star restaurant when we were that age, we would've probably beat the shit out of each other, spilled something on my mom, and acted out the little piggy from A Christmas Story. But as Bethenny said, the way that Alex and Simon discuss child-rearing — getting them into the best schools, teaching them different languages, choosing the proper instrument to learn — you'd think their kids would be into Emily Post or some shit. Clip above.

Earlier: Larry King's Awesome Spazzy Spawn

14-Year-Old Girl Trades Sex For Bacon Double Cheeseburger, Has No Regrets

Tracie — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 13:00:00 EDT

The clip above would be way more hilarious if this girl were a Tracy Morgan character or something, but you know, it's real, so it's sorta like, sad. But either way, it's amazing. Angelique is a 14-year-old girl who's been having sex since she was 11, and is apparently a hooker. She went on the Maury Povich show yesterday to explain that she's confident in the way she looks, loves her lifestyle, will beat the shit out of anyone who doesn't agree with her, and brags about how she has had sex for a bacon double cheeseburger. Thanks to Molly for catching this one!

LOLVogue: Who Can Has Cheezburger?

Dodai — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:00:00 EDT

It's not too late to enter our LOLVogue caption contest and win a cheeseburger of your very own. Come on, put werds on moddles! A winner will be picked by the end of the day! So far, we've had a lot of great suggestions — after the jump, some of the best.

Invisible see-saw
I jumpz 4 u. pleeez cheezburger now?
Invisible locuhmotive hand car.
anna sez jump i sez how hi
oh noes!!!11 i hitted papuhratzi with mah invisible vespa!!1!
i gets high on camera. i pwnd k8 moss
OH HAI, I CAN HAS CLOSEUP?

Earlier: LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes