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letter to angie

Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.

Dear Angelina, Look at you. You look like a goddess, and you're bribing your kids with Chee-tos. Not even the "baked" kind. Do you know how Chee-tos are made? It's a mysterious process called "extrusion." I know that because I once worked near by the headquarters of the Snack Food Association and they had lots of brochures. You're the pawn of corporate interest groups, Angie! (Fun fact: did you know the largest Chee-to known to exist is on display in a sleepy farming community in Iowa? It's the size of a large lemon.) Anyway, back to you. Angie. Junk food. It's not a healthy accessory to see on everybody. But I think we can all agree this is a healthy sign in you. More »

2:30 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Moe
13,462 views, 115 comments

Latest by Owlygirl: Jesus! You people here are funny! And dammit! I wasn't here yesterday and have probably missed my opportunity to give a heaven high shout out to the new - tah dah! - Natural White Cheddar Cheese Puffs! Oh so delish! Can't more »