1.)The Jerry Lewis Telethon
He ages like cheese, becoming saltier, stankier, more intense, and thus more enjoyable.

Also more offensive.

2.) AARP Lapdance

Charo performed Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" in the middle of the night during the telethon. I guess the intent was to wake people up. She went out into the crowd to get the audience dancing. When they didn't want to, she would hit them with her vagina.

3.) Tyra's back!

4.) And she wants to teach you stuff.
About menstruation.

How to frown with your eyes.

And how to not like your makeup.

5.) Janice still hates her.
After Tyra's Nightline interview during which she refused to discuss Janice Dickinson, Janice went running to The Insider to respond.

6.) The View returned.
Which is good news for those suffering in the recession.

7.) Kim needs a job.

Her daughter concurs.

8.) Blind-folded musical chairs.

9.) "She ain't messin' with no broke bro."

10.) The La Toya interview tonight will be awesome.
Judging from The Insider's preview of it.

Born María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Moquiere de les Esperades Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Najosa Rasten, Charo was a breath of fresh air in a tense episode, which started with the final four having a vogue-off. Nina Flowers won, of course, because she effing rules. Then the contestants had to prepare for "The Absolut Ball," which required them to create 3 drag looks: swimwear, executive realness, and evening gown — all inspired by Absolut's fruit-flavored vodkas. The results? Raspberries and lemons in the hair; mango peels on lapels. Insanity.

Rebecca Glasscock was exceedingly bitchy at the elimination: When RuPaul asked her who should be booted off of the show, Rebecca replied, "Do I have to choose just one?" But in a bizarre twist, Shannel nominated herself. She went on a rant about being negatively critiqued and in the end, was told to shantay away.

Clip of the Absolut Ball runway walk here:

Clip of the vogue battle here:

Watch more clips here. It's down to the final three! Who do you think should win: Miss Bebe Zahara Benet, Miss Rebecca Glasscock, or Miss Nina Flowers?

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