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comic relief
Sarah Haskins Is Not Charmed By Charm School
After watching the ladies of Charm School screaming and dry-humping, Sarah Haskins realizes that she knows what every good reality show needs… Alcohol! But when she tries it for herself, results are mixed: More »
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By DodaiComment by kabaam: It's an afghan, not a quilt! (Sorry, I've made quilts and it's a pet peeve when other blanket-type objects are called... 5 Responses | Other threads
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What Little Girl Wouldn't Want To Go To "Wife Camp?"
"Make-over camp" turns girls into young ladies. Who could object to that? More »
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By SadieComment by LaComtesse: I have LONG desired to write a modern etiquette book--a feminist, modern book on manners. Thank you cards are good.... 15 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School-ers Bond Over Shared Pasts Of Sexual Abuse
Last night's Charm School actually did what it purports: Helping women grow beyond their difficult pasts in order to better their lives. During an exercise about fear, one woman revealed that she'd been molested. And she wasn't the only one. More »
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By TracieComment by tomatoheart: For as many women that I have encountered that have been raped or sexually abused, I still wonder why our... 17 Responses | Other threads
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VH1's Stance On "Retarded" Is Inconsistent
On tonight's episode of Charm School, Ashley insults another girl by calling her a "retarded child." The word "retarded" has long been used colloquially in ways that aren't as closely connected with mental disability, but, in recent years, has been considered so politically incorrect that some networks will bleep it. More »
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By TracieComment by Ms. Ville Valo: I use the word. But I use it as more of a way to describe situations or things. Hell, sometimes... 26 Responses | Other threads
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Ricki Lake Addresses Racial Tension On Charm School
On last night's episode of Charm School, after an explosive evening in which two girls quit, host Ricki Lake sat down with the remaining contestants to address the "elephant in the room." More »
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By TracieComment by TheEternalOptimist: The blond chick that has the "half-white" baby reminds me of a childhood friend of mine. He's biracial. His mom... 36 Responses | Other threads
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mixed bag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we'll collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. More »
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By TracieComment by Penny: I would never, in a million years, make anything of Paula Deen's. But I heard on Wait, Wait and... 35 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School: Racial Tensions Replace Drunk-Stripper Insults
VH1's new season of Charm School premiered last week, this time featuring cast members from Real Chance of Love and Rock of Love Bus. Unfortunately, there is an undeniable racial divide, evident on tonight's episode. More »
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By TracieComment by bluebears: I don't know about anyone else but I can't get into this one. :( 12 Responses | Other threads
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go ricki
Charmed, I'm Sure
Ricki Lake will be hosting the new season of Charm School—premiering May 11—featuring contestants from Rock of Love Bus. What will she have to say about vagina shots?
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By TracieComment by LaComtesse: This is a MUCH better fit tha Sharon Osbourne... though I fail to understand why Mo'nique couldn't do it... 8 Responses | Other threads
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What Really Happened At The Charm School Reunion
Of all the drunken, cheap-weaved, garish-breasted, skanky behavior among the women in the Charm School cast, Sharon Osbourne is perhaps the most disgusting of the bunch. More »
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By TracieComment by beliefunwrought: What I don't understand is why Daisy and Megan get their own shows, but not Heather. 28 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
So basically, Charm School awards $100,000 to the woman most willing to stop making good reality TV.
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By TracieComment by ScarletBegonias: I'm just happy that Lacey didn't win. I hated her. 5 Responses | Other threads
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the year that was
20 Best Reality TV Show Moments Of 2008
From ANTM's menstrual cramps, to Bobby Brown's farts, to drunk women urinating on couches, we bring you the 20 Best (meaning, sometimes horrifying) Reality TV Show Moments of 2008.
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By TracieComment by RoxNminral: I didn't watch all the clips, but that clip from Supernanny (#18) was truly the most terrifying thing ever. HOW???... 11 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School: When Contestants Fill Up On Liquid Confidence
Last night's episode of Charm School was a clips reel of never-before-seen footage. That means: scenes of contestants at their drunkest. Plus, Sharon Osbourne attacked one of the women this weekend at the reunion taping.
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By TracieComment by pantsless economist...access RESTORED: you know, I've been really wasted in my life, lots of times. but i've NEVER gotten to the point where... 11 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School: Heather Sits On Her Throne, Calls Destiny A Slut
It was down to the final four on last night's episode of Charm School. Sadly, Heather — the former stripper who had Bret Michael's name tattooed on her neck and then failed to rock his world — was sent home after suffering some sort of breakdown. During one of the lessons, the girls were given pie charts broken down into certain aspects of their lives — family, health, fun, sex and career — and told to fill in how satisfied they are in each of these areas. Heather decided to call some of the girls out for saying they were only a tenth satisfied in their sex lives, accusing them of being promiscuous. But being promiscuous doesn't really equate being satisfied, so it was a sort of a double insult. They decided to have it out while Heather was on the toilet. Clip above.
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By TracieComment by Brigit: Holey Pirates, who the fricken hell lets herself be taped while on the toilet? Really? 7 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School: Jessica Bursts Into Tears Because Everyone Thinks She's Perfect
On last night's episode of Charm School, the girls were asked to examine why Kristy Jo and Jessica (arguably the most normal girls in the house) are still in the competition if they don't need improving, and to decide which one should be sent packing. So basically, they had to decide which one of them was less of a trainwreck. They ultimately decided that Jessica had her shit together, and that she should leave. Despite the fact that this was a compliment, Jessica was extremely hurt by how the girls were "judging" her without knowing her, and spent the day crying, which led some to believe that maybe she really is a more of a mess than they realized. Clip above.
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By TracieComment by LaFemme: D-E-S-T-I-N-E-Y. Really, people? You are picking a name for your kid and can't even be bothered to check how it... 22 Responses | Other threads
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charm school
Charm School: Women Get Wasted, Puke, Break Dishes, & Hock Loogies
Last night's episode of Charm School was the most awesome display of unladylike, drunken behavior since Bret took the girls to Vegas on Rock of Love. The girls had a challenge in which they were given makeovers to look really ugly, and were then sent to a bar. Then all hell broke loose when they got back to the house. Brandi C. hocked the thickest, mucous-y loogie into Destiny's face for no apparent reason other than to punctuate a screaming match. Then Heather took a time out from dry heaving to yell at Lacey about it, then Lacey followed her out of the room and called her a bitch (natch), and then Heather hurled a plate at her head. Clip above.
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By TracieComment by yo, naomi leon (nee captain_underpants): omg, this episode epitomizes the reasons why i am addicted to vh1 reality shows. what they need to do is put... 11 Responses | Other threads
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charm school
Some Rock Of Love Girls Don't Know What "Décolletage" Means
On last night's episode of Charm School, the former Rock of Love contestants were given an etiquette class so that they wouldn't slurp soup or forget to wear panties in front of their visitor, a duchess from England. (Actually, she was an actress playing a duchess from England.) The girls were given a set of rules to memorize and follow, like how to properly say her name, when to curtsy, etc. One of the most important, "no duh," rules was that the duchess was not to be exposed to "another woman's décolletage." Oddly, for a group of women who often rely on their breasts, some of them didn't know what the word means. Clip above. -
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Charm School Girls Promote Camel Toe
The whole reason that the ladies from Rock of Love are on Charm School is because they want to refine themselves from their crass ways. On last night's episode, their challenge was to create, manage and style a rock band, and have them perform one song. One team picked a girl vocalist, and when the stylist (a former stripper) was left to her own devices, she actually made the lead singer look as crass as she possibly good, pronounced camel toe and all. The girls didn't see a problem with any of this until the judges told them that they were "uncomfortable" watching her perform in that outfit. So it goes to show that you can take a stripper out of the strip club, but you can't take the stripper out of her fashion sense. Clip above.
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By TracieComment by HeatherNumber1: Aren't camel toes over yet? I thought, by now, everyone would have realized all women have some sort of exterior... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School Girls Wear Their Favorite Outfits; Cleavage Ensues
It's safe to say that the women from the two seasons of Rock of Love aren't exactly Coco Chanel. Most of them wear outfits that I've seen for sale on the Atlantic City boardwalk. On last night's episode of Charm School, the girls were told to wear their favorite outfits to their lesson, so they could get pointers on how to look like a lady. Frankly, I don't want them to look like ladies. They're perfect in their favorite outfits, which 1.) rarely involve bras or 2.) only involve bras. Clip above.
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By TracieComment by Don't Get It Twisted: I do love me some Charm School but where are the Pick Up Artist posts? I live for that... 9 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School Ladies Have Weird Ideas About STDs
If there were a few things that we thought we could safely assume about the Charm School/Rock of Love girls, it's that they love booze and that they must be pretty well-versed on STDs, seeing as how the majority of them have worked in the sex industry in some capacity. Well, they do love alcohol. However, judging from this booze-fueled clip in which Brandi M, Inna and Heather are gossiping about the other girls, their ideas about how someone can catch STDs, specifically crabs, are about as fuzzy as their memories of this conversation. (Luckily the cameras were around to catch everything.)
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By TracieComment by KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Ohhhh ladies. How difficult is it to look up STD information?Public schools and parents, you have failed these girls. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School Girls Take Issue With Being Called "Trailer Park" Or "Fat"
Charm School is so much better than Rock of Love, because we don't have to pretend that the girls even give a crap Bret Michaels. Instead, we can just revel in their fake boobs, shitty extensions, and various shortcomings, as they try to determine who is the trashiest girl. On last night's episode, my personal fave from RoL 1, Brandi M. got into it with my I Love Money faves Brandi C. and Megan when the latter two accused Brandi M. of being "trailer trash." And while I love me some airbrushed clothing (I grew up on the Jersey shore), it was kinda hard for Brandi M. to debate them on this when she was standing there in the classic TP uniform of an airbrushed wifebeater and short shorts. Clip above.
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By TracieComment by Hamsterpants: Um, which one of them ISN'T trailer trash? 11 Responses | Other threads
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Charm School: Rock Of Love Is Totally, Trashily Awesome
Last night was the premiere of the second season of Charm School. This time around, Sharon Osbourne is guiding the girls from the two seasons of Rock of Love, helping them to evolve past their stripper/amateur porn personae into lovely, well-behaved young ladies. As you can imagine, things got off to a rocky start. Courtney, the girl who drank so much during the first night of Rock of Love 2 that she passed out and missed the elimination ceremony, did the same exact thing here. Lacey started shit with a bunch of the girls, and tried to pull what she thought was a wig off one girl's head, but it turns out that it was just a really shitty weave. Another girl said that Lacey's hair looked like her "period." Yup, this season is sure to be awesome.
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By TracieComment by Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: That was quite possibly the most brilliant thing I have seen all day. I liked the part where one girl... 14 Responses | Other threads
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