Amy Engaged To Blake, Lindsay Spotted With Leo, And Sarah Jessica Wants You To Smell Like B.O.

• Blake Fielder-Civil claims that he and his ex-wife of four months, Amy Winehouse, are back together and engaged once again. "This time we're doing things properly and hopefully that will help our families both come round to the idea. [DailyMail]

The Woman Is A Ray Of Sunshine

[Beverly Hills, December 18. Image via x17.]

Beyoncé's Hot Scent; Madonna Prefers Shoes To Sex

• Beyoncé's first perfume, Heat, launches in February. She says, "Red is one of my favorite colors, as is gold." And the bottle is intended to look antique, because her mother had so many old perfumes when she was little. [WWD]

Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go

• Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:

Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death

• Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:

I'm Your Biggest Fan, I'll Follow You Until You Love Me… Papa, Paparazzi

[Los Angeles, October 28. Image via WENN.]

Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname

• Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:

A-List All The Way At Hollywood Awards Gala

Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee

• Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]

Armani To Rule Nation With Kid-Gloved Fist; Kanye West Kills His Clothing Line

• Giorgio Armani might be made Senator for Life (a real position) by the Italian president. The designer would then vote on the national budget, and "beautify" parliamentary proceedings. Armani's reaction to the nomination, and his political leanings, were unknown. [WSJ]

Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper

• Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:

Roman Polanski Arrested In Switzerland

• Director Roman Polanski has been arrested by Swiss police, at the request of the United States, after he tried to enter Switzerland to attend the Zurich Film Festival, where a tribute to his work is taking place. [CNN]

Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama

• Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.

…And Who Should Appear Out Of The Blue?

[New York, September 16. Image via WENN.]

Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?

• Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:

Roger, That

[Queens, September 13. Image via INF]

Fashion's Night Out Was Out Of Control!

Jen & Gerard Do Dinner; Tila Shows Her Bruises

• Their movie's finished, so Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler went back to L.A. and had a "quiet dinner" on Wednesday. A source says:

The Emperor Kate Moss Has No Pants

• Kate Moss's latest fashion contribution: tights that look like you took a drunken prat fall on a gravel driveway. [The Sun]
• The surprise guest of honor at Macy's Glamorama in Chicago: Miss Piggy. [WWD]